The Cheat did, however, want to play my Cool Game for Attractive People on my PS3. So in this case, I had to tell him my PS3 went out to get eggs. I can’t have the Cheat playing as ME! If the Cheat gets to play as me then he will think he can tell me what to do. I can’t have the Cheat play my Cool Game for Attractive people, not only because he is neither Cool nor Attractive but also because I do not think Marzipan would enjoy cleaning up pieces of The Cheat from the walls.

Also, as you must know, no one gets to tell Strong Bad what to do. Strong Bad is the teller of things that must be done!

So you must see the situation you have put me in here EstEEm. Now I must somehow distract the Cheat from wanting to play this game. Oh man! This will require a large and excessive amount of smoking paraphernalia, a pony and possibly a cake, okay. This is going to cost me a lot of money, of which I do not wish to spend. I wonder if he likes coconut.

Wait, where was I? Oh yes! I was thanking you for the many, many words about my game you have posted here on this website magazine thing. It is too bad you are not able to buy Strong Bad things in this Play Station Home program because having a lot of people looking like Strong Bad would be full of badassessness! Maybe they could even sell the Cheat as a companion for all you Home types! Then you too can have a furry sidekick to insult for your own!

Ok then. Now that you have heard enough of my Wisdomy Words for Intelligent People I must go and find where I keep that box of Cubans, they have work to do if we are to sufficiently distract the Cheat from this game which you have deemed awesome. Which it is. Of course.