Comments on: You Might Be In Home If…

By: onetime808

onetime808 — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 20:25:02 +0000

You might be in HOME if…

The Grim Reaper comes up to you and asks you if you want to be in a Fam.

The little cutie you were talking to all of a sudden changes to a guy, then into a “Move” controller then into a dog.

People dancing on the beach with no music (I’ve seen that in RL before, but with a lot of empty bottles around them…).

By: Nos

Nos — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 15:01:03 +0000

Hmmm… what are the chances the Commander of Mothership 10 would agree to this… ?

By: Olivia_Allin

Olivia_Allin — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 08:07:18 +0000

You can have a cow or a flying saucer in your hot tub and thats okay… but a cow eating flying saucer is what makes it Home…lol

By: Olivia_Allin

Olivia_Allin — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 08:03:30 +0000

Thank you for laughing with me… most just laugh at me…lol.

By: Olivia_Allin

Olivia_Allin — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 08:02:31 +0000

That doll freaks me way out!

By: Olivia_Allin

Olivia_Allin — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 08:01:37 +0000

You said you wouldn’t tell people I shopped at Goodwill

By: Olivia_Allin

Olivia_Allin — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 08:00:08 +0000

lol… a true veteran

By: Olivia_Allin

Olivia_Allin — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 07:59:22 +0000

I agree about the don’t read while eating but drinking could make it funnier…lol…jk

By: Burbie52

Burbie52 — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 05:50:38 +0000

Great fun, here is one for you. You might be in Home if… your avatar looks like its taken up chewing and spitting tobacco or has suddenly gotten a foot fetish.
-- You have so many friends it takes all night just to talk to a quarter of them.
-- You have a cow eating flying saucer in your hot tub.
-- You have teenagers asking your age and when you tell them you are old enough to be their grandma they still want to be your boyfriend.

By: NorseGamer

NorseGamer — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 04:00:17 +0000

I remember that thread! And yeah, it was hysterical. I wonder if the author would give us permission to republish…hmmm.

By: Nos

Nos — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 00:31:51 +0000

… enjoyed
TheBrightestGlow had a thread on the forums titled, “You Know You’re addicted to Home When…”
It was a good one lol

By: Queen_Eli

Queen_Eli — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 18:34:18 +0000

Those were hysterical!!! Thank you for the laughs!

By: deuce_for2

deuce_for2 — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 06:10:27 +0000

- If you’ve actually been chased by an evil doll
-- Played HORSE basketball against a flying saucer
-- Been in your Paris Clocktower apartment, then 30 seconds later you are in the Mall
-- Your butt starts to hurt even though you haven’t sat down for hours
-- You discover you can’t leave your aparment because you haven’t put away your bubble machine
-- You go to the Midway with a girl who turns out to be a guy (Sorry, that one I did in real life)

By: Ro-Schro

Ro-Schro — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 06:06:31 +0000

-if you have ever worn a swim suit while its snowing, or a snow suit to the beach
-if you have ever had your crotch sniffed and stared at while surrounded by tons of onlookers
-if you have ever played a game to win free clothes just so you can show off how cool you are
-if you feel like your constantly being censored when you try to talk
-if you can follow and participate in several conversations at the same time (you are either on home or an average woman)
-if you have paid $4.99 for an outfit or .99c for one item of clothes (you are either on home or at Goodwill)

By: keara22hi

keara22hi — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 02:47:17 +0000

- if you ever tried to Block and Report your husband and kids
-- if you wonder why your real life clothes don’t fit the same
-- if you forgot where you stashed those new games you bought last November and never played

By: Aeternitas33

Aeternitas33 — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 01:14:07 +0000

Thank you, Olivia. But you should add a warning up top: “Warning! Do NOT read this while drinking or eating!”

This was so hilarious I had to stop several times, because I was laughing so hard at one item that I couldn’t move on to the next.