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Giuliani says he has never ever heard that Bin Ladin ordered 9/11 because US forces were in Saudi Arabia.

Wed, 16 May 2007 02:14:45 GMT

Why did terrorists attack the U.S. on 9/11?

According to Texas Congressman Ron Paul, "They attack us because we've been over there. We've been bombing Iraq for 10 years. We've been in the Middle East."

Restrained, but clearly angry, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani jumped in, calling Paul's statement "extraordinary."

"As someone who lived through the attack of September 11 -- that we invited the attack because we were attacking Iraq -- I don't think I've ever heard that before, and I've heard some pretty absurd explanations for September 11th," he said.

Giuliani's fiery response prompted applause and the following demand from the former mayor: "I would ask the congressman to withdraw that comment and tell us that he didn't really mean that."

In response, Paul stood by his comments and said that "if we think that we can do what we want around the world and not incite hatred, then we have a problem ... They come and they attack us because we're over there."

9 Mistakes Women Make In Bed

Tue, 08 May 2007 17:43:34 GMT

There are some women who just lie in bed and open their legs, and think that that’s all they need to do to keep a man happy. But other women know that men want a whole lot more than just a warm body to get inside.

And if you want to keep the passion alive in your relationship, you will need to keep stepping it up and be willing to admit that vanilla isn’t the only flavor available in the sexual spectrum.

Is your man starting to get bored with your bedside manner? Are you willing to make some change in order to keep the fires burning? Well, it’s time you started facing the truth about your sexual prowess and began making improvements, by avoiding the following.

Mistakes women make in bed #1
You stay quiet
If he goes down on you and hits the perfect spot, the spot that makes you feel like a rush of liquid is going to flow from your body, and then, suddenly, he changes his route, it may be your fault.

If you don’t make a sound when you’re having sex, you’re not letting him know when he’s satisfying you, and you’re not helping his ego.

The next time he hits “that” spot, make sure to let out a great big “yes” and moan with delight. It will help you open up (in more ways than one) and it will give him the signal to continue on when he gets it right.

Mistakes women make in bed #2
You ignore his testicles
It’s funny that everywhere you look, men are being given advice about how women need to be aroused via foreplay before they can go for the main event, but women are never told the same thing.

Well, it’s true; men want to be aroused as well. Don’t get me wrong; there are appropriate times when you can go straight for the kill, so to speak, but more often than not, a man wants you to titillate him via massages, body kisses and fellatio.

And when you go down on him, don’t be afraid to massage his testicles with your hand and rub his anus with your finger. Explore his body and you’ll discover that there’s more to him than just a rod.

Mistakes women make in bed #3
You don’t initiate
In life, it’s accepted that men do the chasing and women do the rejecting, but once you’re actually in a sexual relationship, all of that should end. It’s a terrible blow to a man when he always has to make the move and, worse, risk your saying “no” some of the time.

To ensure that he feels desired, you need to come on to him, seduce him and even tease him. If you make him feel like a king in bed, he will make you feel like a queen all the time.

Mistakes women make in bed #4
You’re too insecure
You want the lights off, you have to be under the covers and you never want to take off your shirt. Yeah, that sounds like some really exciting sex.

If he’s with you, it’s because he likes you, so it’s time you got over your insecurities and gave in to your flaws. You can do so with baby steps by lighting candles (they provide incredible lighting). Then, when you’re comfortable with that, try doing it without the covers. And finally, get your hot ass on top of him and give him the ride of his life.

Mistakes women make in bed #5
You don’t clean beforehand
Even if you took a shower this morning, by evening time you’re not as fresh. Allowing him to go down on you at such a time is bad sexual etiquette.

Any time a man is about to go down on you, your vulva should be freshly cleansed so that all he smells are your natural aromas and all he tastes is peaches. If he has a bad experience going down there, it may spell the end of fantastic cunnilingus.

Mistakes women make in bed #6
You fake orgasm
He’s enjoying himself thoroughly and because you don’t want to let him down, what do you do? You give him a performance that would put Angelina Jolie to shame.

Problem is, what he’s doing is annoying you and your sex life is becoming more of a chore. In the end, you’re not helping anyone.

Without telling him he’s just awful in bed, suggest trying something new or take control of the sex and do what you think will bring you to orgasm.

Mistakes women make in bed #7
You refuse to try something new
Speaking of trying something new, are you disgusted by anal sex? Do you think that any girl who swallows is a big whore? Well, perhaps it’s time you revisited your sex life.

To explain the situation via an analogy, if all you do is eat crackers every day, eventually crackers will begin to taste like sawdust. And no one likes sawdust. What you want to do is put some cheese, tomato, caviar, or even seafood on those crackers and give them some gusto.

You don’t have to jump into the extremely different flavors of sex, but role-playing, blindfolds, body painting, and indulging in fantasies will only make your sex life more fun. And who knows, maybe once you try these things, anal sex will be a welcomed treat.

Mistakes women make in bed #8
You don’t shave
I was not aware of this, but apparently many women still haven’t mastered the art of landscaping down there. And while no one’s asking you to wax down to a landing strip, it would be nice for you to at least trim that bush.

Whether you wax, laser or shave your bikini area, you need to invest in sideburn trimmers and trim your pubic hairs down to one centimeter so that when he goes down on you, he doesn’t feel like he’s going to suffocate.

Mistakes women make in bed #9
You don’t listen to his moans
If he’s makes all kinds of noises when you do that thing with your tongue and you suddenly stop doing what you’re doing as his moaning gets louder, then you’re not paying attention.

As well, if you start going faster and faster when he moans, again, you may not be giving him what he wants. You need to listen closely to his sounds if you want to be the master of his domain.

Making women better in bed

Communication is the key to better sex, but sometimes it is incredibly difficult to confront certain situations without hurting him, but it is what you need to do if you want to have a rich, satisfying sex life.

Just keep in mind that if you have complaints, chances are he may too. If you do all of the above things in bed, however, your man will worship you.

A woman understands a man at last... whew

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 13:08:35 GMT

I used to scoff and roll my eyes when you went on and on about how women were so different and complicated. I probably even told a few of you to fuck off when you got going on that. I wrote it off as simple chauvinism. But then I had an experience that changed my perspective: I tried to have sex with a woman.

My first experience was with a life-long lesbian, and, given her experience and comfort with the whole thing, she took the lead. I wasn't really aware of that because, as a life-long heterosexual, it didn't play out all that differently from the encounters I'd had with men (until we started touching each other, that is). A few months later I met Jen through a mutual friend. Jen and I had a lot in common and as we chatted we learned we had something very interesting in common: we both wanted to have sex with another woman. This revelation came very early in our friendship, and we were obviously attracted to each other, so it seemed inevitable we would end up in bed together. Jen had never been with a woman before, though, so as the more experienced person I ended up taking the lead, taking the male role.

So there we were, two young, healthy, horny women, hot for each other. I figured getting her naked would be no big deal. Was I fucking mistaken. We went on date after date, talking endlessly about who knows what. The whole time I couldn't relax - I kept trying to read her signals, what she said, her body language, trying to figure out if tonight would be the night. It was very strange - I usually loved talking with girlfriends, but this just made me feel exhausted and stupid. What was I doing wrong? Why couldn't I make it happen? And then it dawned on me: this is what guys do ALL THE TIME.

So we did eventually do it, and we had a great time. I thought after that I would be more relaxed, but I was wrong again. It did get easier with each successive encounter, but only slightly. I still felt that pressure to read her mind. Only after 3 or 4 times did I finally feel comfortable with her, and then she moved out of town. We still email and see each other occasionally.

So guys, I have seen into your world, and I can say now, you definitely have it tougher than we do. I feel your pain. And ladies, if you're reading this, go easy on them. If you want to get it on, just let them know. They're killing themselves trying to figure it out. And that's just getting in the way of some potentially good fucking.

Leo getting hitched?

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:49:31 GMT

According to Star Magazine, Leonardo DiCaprio accompanied his girlfriend Bar Rafaeli to Tel Aviv, Israel to formally meet her family and to have a little engagement celebration. It was being disguised by being tossed into the middle of Bar’s brother’s birthday party.

A “source” says that Leo asked Bar to marry him and she had said yes, and that a small and private ceremony could be held before the end of the year in Israel with the after-party being held back in the US. It’s always some unnamed source isn’t it?

I have to admit, I’m still stuck in the past because all this really means to me is that I have to stop hoping he’ll get back with Gisele.

Beyonce and Jay-Z Tying the Knot

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:48:17 GMT

“Beyoncé feels like she’s living a fairy tale so why shouldn’t her wedding be equally magical?”

After the speculations of Beyonce Knowles pregnancy, here comes the wedding to end all weddings. A $3 million worth of fine dine in with $200 bottles of Dom Perignon, a wedding gown modeled after Princess Diana and guests by the most famous and respected celebrity icon like Oprah Winfrey.

LINDSAY LOHAN - LOHANS MOTHER BRITNEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER TAKEN CARE OF

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:46:50 GMT

LINDSAY LOHAN's mother DINA has chastised LYNNE SPEARS for not speaking out in defence of her troubled daughter BRITNEY SPEARS. Spears recently left the Promises rehabilitation centre in California after completing a 30-day program to fight substance abuse. But Dina Lohan believes the TOXIC singer's mother should have stood up for her daughter earlier against the scathing media reports criticising Spears' downward spiral into rehab. She says, "I don't know her mom. But I love this kid, and I feel so badly for her because I'm a mom. The girl is a beautiful kid. She married some guy just to get out of the limelight. Cut her some slack. "Her mother, I'm surprised she didn't come forward. I'm not gonna sit back and go, 'You're gonna trash my kid?' If my daughter was in high school, I would be at the principal's office. Hello?"

Why Sirin Lewendon dumped Ralph Fiennes - How I led Ralph Fiennes astray at 35,000ft

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 23:36:18 GMT

The Qantas stewardess who claimed she rejected an amorous Ralph Fiennes on a flight to India has admitted having sex with him in an aircraft lavatory.

Lisa Robertson told friends she was a big fan of the British actor and found herself luring him to the cubicle.

But they apparently shared more than a 15-minute fling at 35,000ft.

Miss Robertson claims they went on to share a passionate night in a Mumbai hotel - at the star's invitation.

The Australian stewardess has told friends she recognised Fiennes, 44, as he soon as he settled into his business class seat, 2K, for the nine-hour flight from Darwin.

'I've always fancied him and to see him on my flight was a real thrill,' she told them.

Later she allowed him to break aircraft rules by sitting beside her on the crew jump seat, which is used during their break.

After chatting together, there was, she has admitted, a lot of 'body language' between them and even the odd kiss or two.

She gave him her phone number. Finally she decided to take matters into her own hands.

'I just stood up, reached down for his hand and told him to follow me,' she told friends.

'We went into the toilet and locked the door and off came much of our clothes.'

She said they then had passionate and apparently unprotected sex.

Other crew members, more than a little suspicious, waited outside the door and later reported her to airline bosses.

Miss Robertson, 38, told friends she was so overwhelmed with the moment that she did not care who was listening, what they saw or what they assumed had been going on.

That is in stark contrast to what she told her bosses at Qantas.

In a statement, she portrayed Fiennes as the villain, claiming he had followed her into the lavatory where he made his intentions clear.

She said that she had told him it was inappropriate to follow her there and, after a short time, convinced him to leave.

She told her bosses she had been so alarmed at being followed that she expected one of the other crew to help her.

'At no time did any crew member come to my assistance,' she complained.

She also insisted that at no time were any other passengers aware of the incident.

It is hard to believe that they didn't notice staff gathered outside a lavatory for so long. Or the fact that two people eventually emerged, one an Oscar-nominated actor.

After the plane landed in Mumbai shortly after 7pm local time Miss Robertson travelled to the Grand Hyatt, a 20-minute drive from the city's international airport.

Staff at the hotel confirmed to the Daily Mail that the Qantas crew had been booked in as usual that night.

But Miss Robertson apparently did not use her room.

She has told friends that not long after arriving in Mumbai her mobile phone rang.

It was Fiennes. He wanted to see her again.

They met at a hotel and spent a passionate night together, this time practising safe sex.

'Lisa was completely smitten by him,' said a friend. 'She just hoped that the relationship could continue on from there but perhaps she was hoping for too much.'

It is understood she has not heard from Fiennes since their encounter.

According to the actor's schedule, he had to set off the next morning for engagements in Indian villages, which included 'preaching' about the dangers of Aids and the need to engage in safe sex.

Days before the incident last month, Fiennes's girlfriend Sirin Lewenden is said to have ended their relationship because of his 'wandering eye' and constant demands for sex.

It emerged that the liaison with Fiennes could prove rather profitable for Miss Robertson, who was declared bankrupt three years ago.

She is said to have spent this week negotiating media deals to tell the story of her fling on flight QF123 and has gone into hiding.

A former undercover drug-squad officer for New South Wales police, her marriage to a police officer ended in divorce apparently due to the demands of their jobs.

Police sources said that she had suffered 'burn out' due to the pressure of her job posing as a drug addict to catch criminals.

She left the force in 2003 after two years of long-term sick leave.

Police sources said her condition was serious enough to leave her with a pension of 80 per cent of her wages for the rest of her life.

However, she later fell heavily into debt.

Sydney newspapers reported that she went bankrupt three years ago with debts of £200,000, and still has several months to wait before she is discharged.

Since the story emerged at the weekend Fiennes has chosen not to comment.

Anna Nicole, J. Howard Marshall Tape Surfaces

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 20:55:42 GMT

"Extra" has the never-before-seen images and sounds of billionaire J. Howard Marshall, whose candid appearance on tape could cost Anna Nicole Smith nearly a half billion dollars.

The video was shot inside what was once Anna Nicole's sprawling 15-acre ranch just outside of Houston on Christmas morning, 1992.

Separated by 63 years, but united for their first Christmas together, J. Howard Marshall opens a string of unusual chachkes from Anna Nicole.

Then, Anna Nicole gets down to business, saying, "Go ahead, Howard, start talking. What you told me last night."

In a shocking turn of events, Anna Nicole then urges J. Howard to deliver a last will and testament on videotape, stating, "I, Howard Marshall, being of disposing mind, express this, my last will and testament. I love you."

As the video rolls on, J. Howard says, "And everything else that I have ever given her."

Elaine Tabers, Anna Nicole's aunt, came straight to "Extra" with the video will, in which J. Howard does not promise Anna Nicole half of his fortune.

"I heard him say he wanted her taken care of," Tabers said. "And he wanted her to have things she never had. Many times he said that."

"[The tape] seemed like an inappropriate time," Tabers continued. "Christmas morning, opening gifts."

Tabers said she and her husband saw plenty of surreal scenes play out while they lived with Anna Nicole at her ranch for nearly two years. They even served as unofficial photographers at J. Howard and Anna Nicole's secret wedding.

While Tabers said she does not consider Anna Nicole a gold digger, she did say, "I think it was like putting a child in a candy store and saying, 'Here's all this candy, get whatever you want. You can have as much as you want for as long as you want.'"

Now, Tabers' video of J. Howard's Christmas will and testament could end up closing that candy store forever. Anna Nicole is headed for a showdown in the U.S. Supreme Court against Pierce Marshall, J. Howard's son. At stake is the $474 million that Anna Nicole says was promised to her by J. Howard.

But so far, there is no video of that comment.

Tabers does not think Anna Nicole deserves half of the money, and she thinks the court will agree. "Pierce will spend every bit of it fighting her in court and nobody will have any," she said. "He has his own money, and he will spend what was left I believe before he lets her have it."

Tabers also told us about a "pre-honeymoon" trip the couple took, during which J. Howard got an early wedding gift when the one-time topless dancer surprised him in his room.

"She came out about 30 minutes afterward and the nurse went in to check on him, and she comes to the door and says, 'Ya'll need to come help me,'" Tabers recalled. "And we're going, 'Oh God, is he dead?' We walked in and his pajamas had been ripped open and the buttons were all over the floor, and he was passed out."

Tabers said that while living in Anna Nicole's guest house for two years, she and her husband saw bizarre scene after bizarre scene, like Anna Nicole piloting her octogenarian husband around on an ATV on the front driveway.

They even videotaped J. Howard's Christmas morning will, as well as Anna Nicole's bawdy sex gift given right in front of her young son.

As to how Howard acted with his young wife, Tabers said, "Silly, I mean he would call and say, 'I need to talk to the love of my life.' He said so many times, 'Whatever she wants.' It didn't matter. She brought out the kid in him. I think he loved it. It was a different side he never had in his life because he was so business-like."

Tabers also said that she doesn't believe Anna Nicole intended to marry Howard for his money. "From the time I met J. Howard, I don't know how many times I heard, 'Won't you marry me,'" she revealed. "She would say no."

When J. Howard finally did convince Anna Nicole to take his hand, she gave her aunt just four days to arrange the entire thing. "She wanted a heart-shaped cake, it had to be three tiered," Tabers revealed. "It was just the wedding party. J. Howard did not want [his family] there. It was an agreement between them two that they didn't want anybody else. My feeling was Pierce would have stopped it, and J. Howard knew that."

But there was no stopping J Howard. And what Anna Nicole wanted next was perhaps the most shocking of all: a baby by her billionaire 89-year-old husband.

"She wanted a little girl," Tabers revealed. "J. Howard agreed that it would be fine with him, and he would love to have a child with her, and the question was, 'Could he have children.' So my husband went with him and he actually had a sperm count done, and he was able to have children. He was still able to produce."

So why were there no offspring? Only Anna Nicole knows the answer to that question.

Friday on "Extra," we've got Anna Nicole's message about her marriage, and what she thinks about our shocking video.

Sienna Miller NOT Making Sienna Miller Scrapbook

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:59:20 GMT

Well, we certainly haven't had a lack of Sienna Miller around these parts over the past few weeks, have we? It seems like everywhere I turn there are new Sienna Miller pictures. Heck, she even had the chance to impart one of her signature Sienna smack-downs on a NYC paparazzi last week. Ah, good times. It turns out that we may not be not the only ones who are getting a leeeeetle bit sick of her 24/7 Factory Girl Promotional Bonanza. Here's More:

Miller insists being in the spotlight is "all part of the job". She says, "Look, I'm doing all this PR for a movie that's coming out. It's a big publicity push. I have to do it. It's part of my job. But I don't read all the stuff. I don't keep it, I don't cut it out or save it or look at it or stick it in scrapbooks. "If I were the type who'd be reading all about myself, I'd be quite sick of myself."

Aww, don't be to hard on yourself, girl. We just can't wait to get back to missing you and wondering what you're up to every day. Sure, that's all.

Brandy to be charged with misdemeanour vehicular manslaughter

Tue, 30 Jan 2007 20:02:13 GMT

The California Highway Patrol recommended Monday that actress-singer Brandy be charged with misdemeanour vehicular manslaughter in a freeway crash that killed a woman motorist last month, a city attorney's spokesman told The Associated Press.

The CHP referred the matter to the city attorney's office for review, said spokesman Nick Velasquez.

"The office is currently reviewing the case and determining whether the evidence warrants the filing of a misdemeanour charge of vehicular manslaughter," Velasquez said.

A message seeking comment from Brandy's publicist, Courtney Barnes, was not immediately returned.

The charge carries a maximum sentence of one year in county jail and a $1,000 fine, Velasquez said.

Prosecutors couldn't say when they would make a decision about whether to bring a case. If charged, Brandy wouldn't necessarily have to appear in court and could have her lawyer enter a plea, Velasquez said.

Brandy, whose real name is Brandy Norwood, has publicly expressed condolences to the victim's family, Barnes said last week. Barnes also has said Brandy wasn't under the influence of drugs or alcohol at the time of the crash.

Brandy, 27, was driving a Land Rover on Interstate 405 on Dec. 30 when traffic slowed and her vehicle struck the back of Honda driven by Awatef Aboudihaj, 38, according to a CHP report.

Aboudihaj's car hit another vehicle, slid sideways into the centre divider and was then hit by another car, the report said. Aboudihaj died at a hospital from blunt-force injuries, according to the coroner's office.

Brandy, who earned a Grammy in 1999, has made five albums. She began her recording career at 14 and acted for film and television, starring on the sitcom Moesha from 1996-2001 and most recently as a judge for NBC's America's Got Talent.

One of the best condom Ads ever SFW

Thu, 25 Jan 2007 00:04:12 GMT

So funny

50 Cent Wants You to Buy His Condoms

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:45:52 GMT

The rapper is to put his name to a new line of rubber sheaths and has
revealed he is to donate a percentage of the profits to a HIV charity.

50, who recently announced that he has co-written three novels, said: “The
kids become immune when you constantly beat them over the head, 'Read a
book, read a book.’ We have to be a little more creative about it. It's the
same with safe sex. As opposed to being part of a safe sex campaign, I'm
going to make condoms and donate a part of the proceeds to HIV awareness."

The three books that 50, real name Curtis Jackson, has penned are entitled
'Death Before Dishonour', 'Baby Brother' and 'The Ski Mask Way' and are
based on the experiences of him and his G-Unit band.

Reports are rife that 'The Ski Mask Way' is to be made into a film starring
50.

He has previously appeared in the semi-autobiographical 'Get Rich or Die
Tryin’’ and has landed a role opposite screen legend Robert De Niro in 'New
Orleans' which is due out in 2008.

The N word is not the new black!

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:45:12 GMT

The N word is not the new black! No pun intended. Anthony Michael Hall is the latest loser to try and use the racial slur to get a little press. He was caught by TMZ’s cameras outside the laugh factory, signing autographs and dropping the N bomb.

When a large, Hispanic man approached him for a picture, Anthony joked, “I am scared of this n**ga right here.”

Gross. Gross. Gross. Anthony also jokes about being high. What is wrong with people? This is not cool and he’s lucky somebody didn’t shank his ass. Furthermore it’s going to make people watch his crappy cable show.

Click here to witness the grossness

Celebrity Babes with High IQs

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:43:50 GMT

Derek and Jessica Go Public in Puerto Rico

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:40:55 GMT

Jessica and Derek's relationship may be fairly new but that doesn't mean these two are in hiding - especially while on vacation. They're way too athletic for that. When these two are in Puerto Rico instead of getting some R&R they got in some volleyball, paddle ball, and swimming. Jessica can always be seen working out back home in LA, and Derek is no stranger to physical activity. Sounds like these two are perfect for each other!

I think her body just gets more smoking every time we see her in a bikini.

Eddie Murphy's personal life may be kind of a mess but things aren't all bad for the actor.

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:35:03 GMT

Eddie Murphy's personal life may be kind of a mess but things aren't all bad for the actor. Dreamgirls got five Golden Globe nominations. They are up for Best Picture, Musical or Comedy, Best Actress (Beyonce), Best Supporting Actress (Jennifer Hudson), and Original Song (Listen), Eddie is up for Best Supporting Actor as well. The show is only a week away, and we are having a great time trying to predict the winners. You can too. Click here to fill out your ballot now. Cast your vote and watch the Globes to see who brings home an award. Good Luck!

Tara Finds Dolphins Magical

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:34:26 GMT

The fun continued for Tara down in Australia for the Magic Millions racing carnival. She made a trip to Sea World to swim with the dolphins and called it the most magical moment of her life. Tara's been through so much it's hard to believe that this is the most magical. Here's more:

"It was unbelievable," she said afterwards. "It was one of the most magical moments of my life. I think this is my favourite experience, it's amazing.

"It's so funny because in America everyone has dreams of what they want to do. That's one of the things I've always wanted to do in my life and never accomplished and I just did now. I'm on a tour high."

"I love the Gold Coast, it's amazing," said Reid.

"I love Australia. The people are amazing and I love Australians, they're a lot of fun and just really good people."

What it is about Tara and bikinis? She sure loves to be in one as often as possible. More of Tara swimming around with the dolphins and showing off her new and improved bod so

SIMON COWELL wants to lay LEONA LEWIS

Mon, 01 Jan 2007 15:34:14 GMT

Simon Cowell is known more for his tart tongue than his big heart, but the X Factor judge seems to be getting softer with age (though still staying hard thanks to Viagra)!

Newly crowned X Factor champ Leona Lewis bares a striking resemblance to Cowell's girlfriend, Terri Seymour. And, while we don't know what he got his lady for Christmas, we do know what he got Leona.

Simon gave Lewis a diamond necklace and matching earrings worth almost $30,000!!!!

That's probably pocket change for Cowell, who just resigned to produce several more seasons of X Factor.

He is the highest paid British entertainer, and he's also reportedly making $100 million from his duties on American Idol over the next four years.

Hope Terri's presents were nice!

Masturbation: God's Great Gift to Us

Sun, 31 Dec 2006 14:51:00 GMT

Masturbation: God's Great Gift to Us

The subject of masturbation is the cause of much concern and confusion among Christians. Most of us are taught that masturbation is sinful or wrong, and many believe that the Bible actually forbids masturbation. The latter is simply untrue; masturbation is not even mentioned in the Bible. And when we consider the facts, it becomes clear that masturbation is not a sin, but rather a blessing from God that enables us to fully enjoy our bodies and can help us lead a more healthy spiritual life.

Masturbating for the Glory of God
Some people say that they feel guilty, shameful, or dirty after they masturbate, and so they conclude that masturbation must be a sin. This is just because most of us have been taught, often by misguided religious authorities, that our bodies are bad and anything relating to physical pleasure is sinful. This is simply not true, and this is not what God intended for us. God created our bodies, along with our capacity for sexual pleasure and orgasm. Masturbation is just a normal release of sexual energy, and if used properly, it can help keep us healthy physically and spiritually.

The Scripture tells us that our bodies are the temples of the Holy Spirit, and that everything that we do should glorify the Lord. While masturbation is not a sin, we must be careful to masturbate in a way that is respectful to our bodies, and respectful to God. Masturbation is a gift that we should not abuse. This means we should not masturbate to excess, or to the point where we injure ourselves. If you are masturbating until you are exhausted, or until your genitals are raw or bleeding, this is excessive, harmful, and not what God intended. If you masturbate compulsively to the point that it interferes with your work or your relationships with friends, family, and God, this is a problem. If you masturbate while indulging in impure thoughts (fantasizing about your neighbor’s wife, for example), this is also a misuse of God’s gift. Of course, this is not to say that masturbation in itself is wrong – simply that we must use masturbation in a way that is healthy and responsible.

Masturbation: God’s Gift to Us
Most discussions of masturbation don’t even touch on the multitude of ways that masturbating can contribute to our physical, emotional, and moral health. Here are just a few of the many ways that masturbation is beneficial:

* It prevents sexually transmitted diseases. Masturbation is the safest form of safe sex. You can’t catch or spread any STDs when you masturbate.

* It prevents unwanted pregnancies. By masturbating instead of having intercourse, couples – both married and unmarried – can avoid the dilemma of an unwanted or unplanned pregnancy. If birth control is not available, masturbation is a wise alternative to unprotected sex.

* It’s an alternative to premarital sex. Masturbation provides an alternative to intercourse before marriage. It allows both partners to keep their virginity intact for their wedding night.

* It’s an alternative to sinful behavior such as adultery. If a man or woman is tempted to indulge in adulterous sex, for example, masturbating is a much better alternative to committing a sin.

* It provides gratification if sex is unfulfilling. Many women do not experience orgasm during sexual intercourse, and some people are just unable to climax with a partner. In these cases, masturbation allows the experience of sexual fulfillment.

* It allows us to reap the health benefits of sexual release. Medical research shows that having regular orgasms can contribute to overall health in many ways. Having an orgasm releases physical tension and emotional stress, releases endorphins, and improves circulation. Studies also show that having regular ejaculations decreases the risk of prostate cancer in men. Masturbation allows us to enjoy these benefits whether or not we have a sexual partner.

* It enables us to enjoy our bodies and God’s gift of sexual pleasure. Most importantly, masturbation is a way for us to enjoy and celebrate our God-given sexuality. Sexual pleasure and orgasm are blessings from the Lord, and masturbation is one way we can experience them. Our bodies and our sexual organs were made to feel good; if we deny ourselves pleasure, we are refusing one of God’s gifts.

What About Onan?
Many people are under the impression that the Bible specifically forbids masturbation. In reality, the Bible does not even mention masturbation. The story of Onan (Genesis 38:7-10) is always cited as an example of how God will punish masturbators; this is where we get the term “Onanism,” which refers to masturbation. However, the story of Onan has absolutely nothing to do with masturbating. After his brother died, Onan was commanded by God to impregnate his brother’s wife. Onan had sex with her, but defied God by pulling out before he ejaculated so she wouldn’t get pregnant. His seed spilled on the ground – due to coitus interruptus, not masturbation – but this detail became equated with masturbation by those who apparently had their own agenda.

There are other passages in the Old Testament (Leviticus 15: 15-32, Leviticus 22:4, Deuteronomy 23:9-11) that refer to “emissions of semen” and what is necessary to purify one’s self after an ejaculation, or if you get semen on yourself or your clothing. There is no mention about how the emission occurs, although it would seem like masturbation could definitely be a possibility. However, it’s important to note that these passages say nothing about masturbation being sinful – simply that you must ritually cleanse yourself after ejaculating. So keep some tissues, paper towels, or wet wipes handy when you masturbate.

Thank God for the Blessing of Masturbation
God made our bodies, so if we think our bodies are dirty and shameful, we are shunning God’s divine creation. And if we masturbate with shame and feelings of sinfulness, we are besmirching God’s blessing. Instead, we should celebrate our bodies and our sexual nature, and rejoice in the pleasure and satisfaction that they can bring us through masturbation. God’s birthright to us is joy, happiness, and health, and there are few moments more joyous than the moment of orgasm. Therefore, every time we masturbate, we should say a prayer of gratitude, thanking the Lord for our bodies, for sexual pleasure, and for masturbation as a means of experiencing the bliss of orgasm. Remember also the many ways that masturbation helps keep us physically and spiritually healthy. Masturbation is truly a gift from God, and one that we should use with respect and righteousness to glorify Him.

Victoria's Secret 2006 Videos

Sat, 30 Dec 2006 00:10:04 GMT

Maddox Jolie Pitt: Coolest celeb kid of 2006

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 20:28:57 GMT

JESSICA SIMPSON Stiffed a valet

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 19:37:35 GMT

Jessica Simpson had no dough when it came time to pay a valet last night.

After a night of partying at Hyde with hairstylist Ken Paves and former assistant CaCee Cobb, Simpson and her penniless gang didn't have the cash needed to pay the valet. As cameras flashed away, one of Jess' friends asked a bystander, actor Desmond Harrington, if he had some dinero -- he didn't.

Jessica was seen giggling away in the backseat when, as a last resort, they told the hostess at the door about their situation. The hostess said, "I'll take care of it."

Hey Jess, keep a twenty in your bra.

This Pamela Anderson Upskirt was Unavoidable

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 19:20:34 GMT

In terms of novelty, Pamela Anderson upskirt pictures don't rank very high, because it is Pamela Anderson after all. But what they lack in originality, they more than make up for in terms of sheer inevitability.

Whereas a Britney Spears upskirt, a Paris Hilton upskirt, or even a Linsday Lohan upskirt, could easily be avoided with a quick skirt check, and maybe a few less drinks, this Pamela Anderson upskirt was going to happen no matter what.

You can blame Physics, or the Champaigne, or the fact that Pamela's wearing what has to be one of the sluttiest outfits ever, but whatever explanation you choose, there's no denying that a skirt that short will never stay down for very long. It hardly even covers her ass when she's standing.

But that's Pam for you. At least she's wearing matching underwear.

Nintendo Wii Controlled Smarthome amazing video

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 13:45:49 GMT

Uncle Scoopy's Top 20 Nude Scenes, Year 2006 NSFW

Mon, 25 Dec 2006 17:27:52 GMT

Britney Spears Exposed no underwears flashing UNCENSORED VIDEO NSFW

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 23:16:46 GMT

Miss Nevada USA Katie Rees is now a sorry jobless pornstar

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 18:53:26 GMT

Angelina Jolie says Brad Pitt has made her more sensible

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:48:39 GMT

Rosie O'Donnell challenges Donald Trump to a duel funny satire story

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 00:42:46 GMT

Britney ROSIE VIDEO

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 00:33:19 GMT

The Donald vs. O'Donnell: Trump's Sapphic Secret Weapon Revealed!

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 00:13:50 GMT

Research led us to a series of photos we wrote about in Radar's print edition last year that were published in the low-rent spank book Celebrity Sleuth (Issue 35). The mag had run two full spreads of nude and near-nude pics of Melania Knauss, the future Mrs. Trump, in various stages of lesbianic embrace, which it claimed were taken during her modeling days in the late '90s. (At the time, Trump told Radar the shots were not, in fact, of his new bride, but refused to elaborate.)

Britney Spears was slammed by Rosie O'Donnell when she decided to run around with no panties

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 00:10:32 GMT

Donald Trump to Rosie Odonnell: She's a very unattractive woman

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 00:07:10 GMT

Donald Trump, after discovering Rosie Odonnell dissed him on The View, went on a rant about how unattractive and unsuccessful Rosie is in the worst way possible.

Fan enters Britney Spears car during high traffic

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 21:26:27 GMT

Is Carmen Electra a raving Lesbian?

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 21:25:22 GMT

The actress and dancer is set to perform at Girl Bar's Dinah Shore Weekend, the largest lesbian gathering in the world!

The festivities will take place this spring in gayspot Palm Springs.

Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 17:38:29 GMT

Super sexy scarlett Johansson on Louis Vuitton

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:57:37 GMT

Tom Cruise rocks them man boobs

Sun, 10 Dec 2006 19:59:38 GMT

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO TOMMY?

Vivica Fox caught on tape

Sun, 10 Dec 2006 19:58:06 GMT

Great video filled with Bling, Celebrities and Great Music.

How to deal with a hecker at a comedy show?

Sun, 10 Dec 2006 19:53:57 GMT

Mischa doesnt zipup after sex !

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 15:17:06 GMT

Lance and Reichen Together Again!!!

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 22:58:16 GMT

Keira Knightley without makeup OMG!

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 22:54:41 GMT

Adam Brody got rid of Rachel for Ashlee Simpson?

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:29:47 GMT

New couple alert Joel madden and ... Nicole Richie

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:29:13 GMT

Jackie Chan's porn past

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:54:54 GMT

Tom Cruise wore a man girdle on his wedding day!

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:50:50 GMT

Mary J. Blige wins big at Billboard awards

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:50:17 GMT

Even Paris Hilton has bad dates

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:50:02 GMT

Bass & Lehmkuhl have split

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:49:27 GMT

Plastic surgeon after seeing britneys uncovered undercarriage Offers her a free Tummy Tuck

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:49:02 GMT

Paris Hilton und Britney Spears – more than just friends?

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:48:08 GMT

Jessica Simpson was Almost Topless

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:47:37 GMT

Paris Hilton's New Music Video "Stars Are Blind"

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 00:18:34 GMT

Beyonce "difficult" to work

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:31:16 GMT

Lisa Marie Presley holds back her daughter's hair as Riley Keough makes out with her boyfriend Ryan Cabrera

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:30:51 GMT

This is what hollywood mothers are for...

JEN and Vince over for good

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:29:05 GMT

Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman Piss Off Christina Aguilera

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 00:53:31 GMT

Kfed hangs out at gas station : and they are hiring!

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 00:53:18 GMT

Keanu Reeves is gross

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 00:52:24 GMT

Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody have broken up

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 00:52:00 GMT

Young@Heart sing 'Fix You' by Coldplay

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:03:06 GMT

Nicole Does Something Other Than Party

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:39:45 GMT

Celebrity Beauty Trade Secrets

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:38:39 GMT

Iman, supermodel and cosmetics guru: ‘’Most men don’t like make-up and they say they like women to look natural, but they don’t understand that even natural requires work. Any woman can apply great ‘’no make-up'’ make-up in 15 minutes. This is what I call my triple threat: Foundation that complements your skin tone, a powder to set it and a bronzer to give you a sun-kissed look. After that, keep the rest simple - slightly smoldering eyes and a juicy nude/golden lip. It is beauty’s ‘’golden rule'’ that you should accentuate one feature at a time. Choose what you consider to be your best feature - eyes or lips - and accentuate only one. It’s about balancing your features, mixing and matching. And don’t forget, everyone looks great with a lot of black mascara. Curl your lashes once before the mascara and once more after the mascara dries. You’ll look gorgeous.'’

Tom Ford, fashion designer: ‘’If you’ve been in the public eye and a groomer puts bronzer on, it is hard not to be addicted. I wear tinted moisturiser, cover stick and a Clinique bronzer but I don’t do anything to my eyelashes, I’m lucky in that way. That is where men go wrong with eye lifts - lower is fine, but upper gives you a weird feminine look. Oh, I hate giving my beauty secrets away…I have always loved beauty and have, in fact, been ribbed in the press for it. But hair and make-up are as important as clothes they define a character. They can transform a little black dress. It can be made Fifties with eyeliner, or Twenties with a Louise Brooks bob and sexy oiled-up eyes and lashes. And, being a vain human being, I also have a personal interest. I’m fascinated by the ability to transform a face through cosmetics - it’s the creative side that interests me.’As a young homosexual child of 10 - OK, I did not know I was homosexual then - if I was left with the babysitter I would give my sister a makeover. Hair with raw eggs, cucumber on the eyes - whatever I had seen on TV.'’

Linda Evangelista, supermodel: ‘’The one product I can’t live without is Hamadi. Whatever I have done to my hair over the years, this is the one thing I can rely on to let it grow back shiny, long and strong. I wouldn’t have played around with my hair so much if I didn’t trust it. It’s full of essential oils and completely organic. I love it.'’

www.hamadibeauty.com

Netia Hibbert, make-up artist: ‘’My make-up wish list includes the Beyond Long by Prescriptives - nothing gives you better lashes.
For foundation go for Color I.D from Lancome - it is a miracle worker if you use a brush to apply it, as fingers can redden the skin and make it look angry.
For under the eyes, I’m a huge fan of Clinique’s Airbrush Concealer - put it over the eye and onto the browbone so the highlight in it will give you a big bright party eye.
Armani eyeshadows come in beautiful colours and last forever and the best lipgloss is Guerlain’s Kiss Gloss.
For blusher, Nars Orgasm works on everyone if applied on the apple of the cheeks.'’
For a lesson with Netia on how to look your best, using the best products to suit you, call Hari’s salon, 305 Brompton Road, London SW3. 020 7581 5211 - surely the best Christmas idea for the girl who has everything.

Supermodel Elle Macpherson: ‘’One of the most important secrets of looking your best is to get the right hair colour. The tone of your highlights can really make a difference to your skin tone. Josh at Real, in Chelsea, does my hair. My other trade tips are that you need lots of water and lots of laughter: you should nourish the inside as much as the outside.'’

Actress Rachel Weisz: ‘’I use a moisturiser that I found in America called Murad which is brilliant for making tired skin look really fresh and alive. Plus it’s SPF 15 so it will hopefully discourage a few wrinkles. Other than that I find that sleep makes me feel good - so I try to get enough. In general I like to use really simple, pure products on my face though - you never know what hidden ingredients might end up doing to your skin in the future.'’

Supermodel Christy Turlington: ‘’I have cultivated a beauty regime over the years that is particular to my own skin. I was always mixing essential oils when I was younger - that’s how my Sundari skincare range was born. I also think a balanced diet and yoga makes all the difference when it comes to healthy skin.'’

Supermodel Cindy Crawford: ‘’I wish I could say I relied on one of the old wives’ tales to look good. But I don’t use raw eggs in my hair or cucumbers on my eyes or anything nearly as interesting. I’m afraid it’s just the good, old-fashioned tactics. I sleep a lot, drink lots of water, avoid alcohol and cigarettes, eat healthily and do plenty of exercise. It’s all remarkably boring, but it’s all true. If you just live the perfect life for one week you feel - and see - the benefits immediately.'’

Ex-husband Still Fond Of Britney

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:37:30 GMT

Kate Winslet Hides Fame from Kids

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:37:18 GMT

Hayden Panettiere Pictures - Cute!

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:36:47 GMT

Hayden Panettiere is only 17 years old and that is why I have labeled her, cute. Hayden Panettiere is an actress and singer born in Islip, New York and she plays cheerleader Claire Bennet on NBC's, Heroes. She looks absolutely stunning in this blue dress, recently at the GQ Magazine 2006 Men of the Year Awards.

Actress uses Web to expose the 'rule' of sex-for-roles

Sat, 02 Dec 2006 20:43:00 GMT

Paris Hilton goes to kinkos!

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 13:21:53 GMT

Scarlett Johansson is Smoking

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 13:20:56 GMT

"Happy Feet" remains atop box office over holiday weekend

Sun, 26 Nov 2006 22:02:21 GMT

Mischa Barton tired of being skinny

Sat, 25 Nov 2006 16:05:17 GMT

How Michael Jackson would look without operations!

Fri, 24 Nov 2006 22:26:11 GMT

Sasha Baron Cohen Nominated for a National Kazakhstan Award

Fri, 24 Nov 2006 22:18:43 GMT

Victoria's Secret Lingerie Fashion Show Pictures

Sun, 19 Nov 2006 19:34:45 GMT

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey Having Fun Pre-TomKat Wedding

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 19:48:48 GMT

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey look so adorable cuddling around town in Italy for TomKat’s Wedding! I don’t think we see enough of this couple! They’re honestly really adorable! I wonder how well they know Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise?

Gibson tops Film Threat's powerless list

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 19:45:18 GMT

Elizabeth Hurley has Crazy Cleavage

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 19:43:55 GMT

Lindsay Models Miu Miu

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 19:41:16 GMT

Lindsay has been trying to model for high end designers for some time now. First she was supposedly doing Chanel, then MJ and instead she ended up with pimping Proactiv. Now she has scored Miu Miu. Apparently the starlet will be the face of their spring 2007 ad campaign. Here's more from WWD:

Miu Miu has tapped the teen queen as the face of its spring 2007 ad campaign. A Prada spokesman confirmed Lohan is shooting the campaign in London over the weekend. Separately, WWD has learned Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott are the photographers.

Victoria's Secret Throws a Sexy Party

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 19:39:52 GMT

Victoria's Secret showed off their latest lingerie last night, and we saw the celebs walk the pink carpet, watched JT get sexy on the catwalk, and then they headed to an after party at the Roosevelt Hotel. Alyssa Milano looks fabulous supporting her old flame Justin's performance. Paris and Nicole are still totally BFF, but Nicky seems to be missing. Perhaps she didn't show because her ex Kevin Conolly was at the bash.

Many more pics of Hollywood partying for Victoria's Secret including Derek Jeter, Kristin Cavallari, Justin Chambers, Gisele Bunchden so

GISELE BUNDCHEN showed off her spectacular curves

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 19:39:02 GMT

Ubermodel GISELE BUNDCHEN showed off her spectacular curves at last night's Victoria's Secret show in this unforgiving midnight blue Roberto Cavalli gown. Meanwhile, HALLE BERRY was the epitome of va-va-va-voom in the hot pink version as she attended the recent BAFTA/LA Cunard Britannia Awards.

RYAN'S SIDE OF THE STORY

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 00:02:16 GMT

While Ryan Phillippe shared his tale of sympathy in the pages of InTouch, estranged wife Reese Witherspoon ('
It's Even Worse Than She Thought
') shared her heart-breaking story with the folks at Life&Style.

The significance? Despite the heavily conflicting storylines, both mags are owned by Bauer Publishing.

So much for objectivity, I guess.

Angelina Jolie Does some acting

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 13:23:00 GMT

Jolie plays the part of Mariane, wife Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl who was kidnapped and murdered in Pakistan in 2002 while investigating Islamic militants in the aftermath of the September 11, 2001 attacks on the United States. "Playing her role is certainly challenging for me, as I have to make the world understand this woman and her family," the sultry actor, who has been shooting in India for almost a month, said in remarks published on Thursday by the Times of India. "We need to tell the story of Daniel Pearl and the reason we are making this film is because it's very important to have a dialogue between the two cultures," she told the daily.

Angelina Jolie. Would you please stop doing things that are socially relevant all the time? Because it makes it really hard to make fun of you without sounding like a complete heartless ass. Can't you just have a nipple slip or something?

More photos of Angelina Jolie from the set of "A Mighty Heart" after the jump.

The TomKat in Rome

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 13:20:39 GMT

Does that baby already have a french manicure?

Lindsay Lohan Assumes The Position

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 13:19:52 GMT

Lindsay Lohan

HILARY DUFF DOES 'GLOW'

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 13:17:27 GMT

Now Ashlee looks like Jessica

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:29:04 GMT

Nicole Richie is everywhere

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:28:36 GMT

Lindsay finally learns to dress...

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:28:17 GMT

Shanna Moakler is Crazy Hot

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:01:57 GMT

Emily here. I’ve been MIA, I know. Fucking cop cuffed me to the bed then forgot to leave the key! Who does that? Shanna Moakler is a crazy woman with too much time. She celebrated her divorce from Travis Barker by throwing a party in Vegas and creating a creepy cake as the highlight. Apparently, Vegas is the land of merriment for any occasion.

Funny thing. I, too, baked a cake when the ’state’ ruled I did not have to pay the fines for possession of killer good looks. Zing! It was clever in my mind, at least. I had no idea who Shanna Moakler was until recently, but she quickly soared to the top of my “shouldn’t be in public for fear of homicide” list. She’s fucking scary, like she’ll burn cigarettes into your back while making love on the kitchen floor, then splash you with a glass of vodka as she calls you a ‘perv’ and walks out the door, which makes her all the more attractive, which, incidentally, is the image I’m building so in summation: she’s my role model. Here’s some photos of Shanna from various places. That last one is a preview of the new stuff shot she just did. Dirty slave.

MADONNA TO ADOPT ANOTHER BABY!

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:22:31 GMT

Come hell, high water or a barrage of media scrutiny, nothing - and I mean nothing - is going to prevent Madonna from adopting a dance corp of abandoned refugee babies.

Asked in an interview with the French magazine Match if she wanted another child the 48-year-old mother of three answered: "Yes, absolutely. I'm going to adopt another Malawian child very quickly. A baby girl this time, in order to redress the balance."

The Material Mom added that she wants Lourdes and Rocco to be involved in the "choice" of their new baby sister: "The next time I go to Africa to visit the orphanage, I am going to take the children with me. I want to open their minds to the rest of the world."

Ahh, yes, if only life were this easy for us ordinary folk. I mean, I take more time and consideration when deciding on a pair of sneakers to buy! (Admittedly, I have the dopest shoes ever.)

10 Essential Films for the Aspiring Film Buff

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:24:18 GMT

Salma Hayek Bra clip from Ugly Betty

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:17:13 GMT

A gorgeous scene of Salma Hayek taking her shirt off in a cameo guest appearance on Ugly Betty, to reveal her large bra-covered assests.

The departed

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:14:18 GMT

Leaked "Spider-man 3" Trailer is a Tangled Web

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:38:34 GMT

Breaking News: In a security breach with legal ramifications far beyond Hollywood's insular post-production community, an unfinished trailer for "Spider-man 3" has leaked onto the Internet. The theatrical trailer for the Sam Raimi blockbuster, which... Read more

JENNIFER LOPEZ DOES 'HARPER'S BAZAAR'

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:05:18 GMT

Cover girl Jennifer Lopez is among 54 women this year - including Kirsten Dunst and Halle Berry - who were chosen by the editors at Harper’s Bazaar as the best dressed women in the world.

Inside J.Lo reveals why she took a break from the limelight after getting married and sets the record straight once and for all: she is "absolutely 100%" not pregnant.....for now.

Jennifer on her love of fashion: "I love the fantasy that fashion brings; it can make you aspire to a better life, like it did to me. Though people might make fun of some of my outfits, I hope- and I think- they respect the fact that I love fashion, and I go out and do it."

Jennifer on her favorites right now: "I love hats and head wraps; they remind me of Audrey Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, and Lana Turner-old Hollywood."

Jennifer on being famous: "Fame is very intoxicating. You don’t realize what you’re doing when you’re young. I finally took responsibility for the fact that I was a party to how everyone talked more about my love life than the work I was pouring my heart into. I made some changes. That going-out-and-being-glam thing gets old fast. People keep saying to me, ‘You’re not out there anymore.’ And I say, I say ‘That’s because I don’t want to be.’"

Jennifer on rumours of future family plans: "Absolutely, 100 percent false. I am not pregnant. I am not getting in vitro. These kinds of rumors are part of being famous, though. You learn not to let it affect you. I haven’t had a child, so I don’t know if I know if I would be superprotective of overjoyed to share my joy. I won’t know till it happens. Everyone has to do what feels right for them."

Sienna Miller Topless Pictures

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:59:13 GMT

Anne Hathaway is the Anti-Lindsay Lohan

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:56:21 GMT

Val Kilmer is either fashionable or nuts.

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:53:43 GMT

Giuliani takes first step toward '08 presidential bid

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:51:35 GMT

HILARY DUFF DOES 'JANE'

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 16:46:28 GMT

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Gwen's Wind it Up

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 14:13:51 GMT

Gwen Stefani's video Wind It Up is the first single from her latest album The Sweet Escape. Gwen looks great shaking her thing just months after giving birth to Kingston but we are still a bigger fan of her as a mother than as an artist. Check out her latest and enjoy!

Watch Daniel Craig as James Bond in an exclusive clip from 'Casino Royale.'

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 14:06:53 GMT

Click to watch: Exclusive Clip: "Fuel Tanker" - James Bond (Daniel Craig) chases after a speeding jet fuel truck. More: Clip: "Construction Site" Clip: "Crane Fight" Clip: "Riding on the Beach" Clip: "Aston Martin" Theatrical Trailer

Sienna Miller is a HOE HOE HOE

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 14:02:44 GMT

Despite reports of a break-up, Sienna Miller put on a brave face today as she hosted the 27th Anniversary of the Cartier Holiday Bow Celebration at the Cartier Mansion in New York City.

Sienna, star of the upcoming film 'Factory Girl,' Frederic de Narp, President and CEO of Cartier and Cartier's very own Santa all helped ring in the holiday season at the unveiling of the famous New York tradition -- the Cartier Holiday Bow.

Sienna got her Cartier fill as well, wearing a 1937 gold, platinum, lapis and diamond parure to accompany her Chanel coat and shoes.

Now about that moustache ....

Eminem Says He Dated Mariah Carey For Six Months

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 13:40:08 GMT

It seems like Eminem is becoming just like Wilmer Valderrama - somebody who has nothing better to do than to brag about how many women (and in what positions) he has hooked up with.

Eminem was recently drop-dead serious when he went on a Sirius Satellite Radio station to expose the truth about his relationship with one of the world's biggest singers - no, not Britney Spears, but somebody almost as bad.

He confessed on the radio station Shade 45 that he once dated the Diva of all divas, Mariah Carey. Although it's hard to believe, the rapper says the odd couple lasted longer than your typical one month high school relationship. He says they were going strong for a "good six, seven months," but ultimately everything came crashing down.

And we wonder why.

According to www.detnews.com , he said, "Yes, me and Mariah did have a relationship for about a good six, seven months. (But) it didn't work. I wasn't really into what she was into; our personalities collided. She's a diva, and I'm a little more regular, I guess."

Eminem also said he's furious that Mariah has denied they ever dated, causing great damage to his ego. Now he says she's become a "b**ch* and a "c**t," two words often used in the rapper's dictionary.

He added, "I can never deny her talent, but the fact that she denied we ever had something, that's bad."

Tara Reid Looks Nice

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:58:21 GMT

Wow - check out a new and improved Tara Reid. The actress working on her comeback debuted her classy look at the premiere of The Fountain this weekend at Grauman's Chinese Theater. Well done Tara - we almost can't believe our eyes. Tara got her boobs fixed and said it was part of her comeback plan, but we can't get over how quickly the makeover happened. We are loving the classy simple black dress and thicker pretty hair. Tara doesn't look like the drunk girl we remember so well. I wonder if this new Tara is here to stay. So do you like her makeover?

Lindsay Lohan Was Not Rear-Ended Last Week

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:56:35 GMT

Lindsay Lohan has hit out at reports she was involved in a car crash with paparazzi on Monday night and insists the entire incident was fabricated. Media reports claimed the star was chased by a photographer who slammed into the back of her Mercedes after she left Hollywood hot spot Hyde at around 2 a.m.But Lohan insists, "No accident.... Did you get into a car accident' and I said, 'No, I never got into any sort of accident,' because I didn't."My friend thought I was in the hospital. I got calls from people I haven't spoken to in five years! At this point there's nothing left for people to make up about me and no other stories that they can manifest so they're just repeating old ones

Ashlee Makes Paparazzi Screech

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:54:30 GMT

Ashlee Simpson's got a nifty way to get those pesky photogs the f**k out of her way -- threaten them with a two ton vehicle!After partying at Hollywood hotspot Hyde, a bedraggled looking Simpson retreated to her SUV and while doing her best not to... Read more

Nicole Pays Keith Another Visit

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:51:09 GMT

Over the weekend Nicole went to have a special visit with Keith who is still at the Betty Ford Center in Palm Springs. The newlyweds hadn't seen each other since November 5th but they opted to spend some of their time strolling around outside for all of us to see. It's obvious Keith is taking his recovery very seriously. He checked himself into the clinic on Oct. 19 and is still going strong. And Nicole's obviously being very supportive. Hopefully Keith will be out soon and home with his new wife, especially if she's really pregnant!

Paris Hilton Leaves Her Scent in Dublin

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:20:10 GMT

The American socialite Paris Hilton attracted her normal crowd of admirers yesterday when launching her new fragrance, Heiress, at the BT2 'fashion and lifestyle' store on Dublin's Grafton Street. Hilton hopes to win adherents to her 'global brand' with her 'bouquet of sensual floralcy'.The millionaire heiress, who recently released an album, plugged the product by photographing herself with fans inside, in an attempt to grab more positive headlines than those which connected her to a spat with film star Lindsay Lohan earlier in the week. Lohan reportedly used 'a profanity' to describe Hilton upon exiting a Hollywood club.

TomKat Lands in Rome!

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:19:32 GMT

Kylie Kicks Cancer, Flaunts Bod

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:19:10 GMT

After a year battling breast cancer, world-renowned sex symbol Kylie Minogue is picking up right where she left off.In a triumphant return, the Aussie pop star donned a skimpy skintight costume for her Showgirl Homecoming Tour, which was interrupted.

Beyonce and Eva Longoria to play lesbian lovers

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:17:56 GMT

Avril Lavigne Goes for Cleavage

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:17:11 GMT

Avril Lavigne never ceases to surprise. If she's not showing off her underwear, she's taking amazing photoshoot pictures, and if she's not spitting on paparazzi, she's apparently busting out some mighty impressive cleavage. I don't know if what we're...

Katie Price (Jordan) releases her own lingerie line

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:16:40 GMT

Jude Law's vain turn-off (FemaleFirst)

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:09:51 GMT

Jude Law's vain turn-off — Jude Law hates vain women. — The 'Breaking and Entering' star - who is currently dating international style icon Sienna Miller, who is rarely seen in public with a hair out of place or without make-up on - has confessed his biggest turn-off is women who spend "too long" on their looks.

David Dochovny may return to TV series in first time since the end of X-files

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:09:02 GMT

Justin Takes FutureSex on the Road

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:08:12 GMT

Secure in his masculinity, Justin Timberlake is adding a touch of Pink to his look. The FutureSex/LoveSounds purveyor is launching a North American arena tour in support of his latest chart-topping effort, announcing Tuesday that his FutureSex/LoveShow world tour will kick off Jan. 8 in San Diego. And although Timberlake obviously has things all figured out, he's taking a M!ssundaztood woman along for the ride. Pink will join the former boy bander on the 34-date North American leg of his tour, which wraps up Mar. 29 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. "I've been rehearsing the band, getting the show ready and tight," Timberlake said in a video statement. "What do we got? Ten dancers, 14 band members, a million tricks up my sleeve, a crazy light show--and I might even show up. So that's pretty exciting. No, seriously, come out. I'll see you guys there." Quite the humanitarian, that guy. For instance, you wouldn't think that Gisele Bundchen needs help putting the "SexyBack" into Victoria's Secret's annual fashion show. But Timberlake's going to help her out just the same. Cameron Diaz's beau is set to headline the famed lingerie fest Dec. 5 at Los Angeles' Kodak Theater, giving him an extra-hot place to warm up his pipes before taking them across the country. CBS is once again the network of choice for the model-laden event, two years after Victoria's Secret scrapped the telecast for fear the FCC wouldn't be able to sit idly by and enjoy the view, but instead crowd the runway with indecency fines. And speaking of lacy underthings… Christina Aguilera, who coheadlined the Justified & Stripped tour with Timberlake in 2003, announced plans for her own road show last week. The singer's Back to Basics tour, named after her jazzy-bluesy album of the same name, hits Europe in November and then returns to the States Feb. 20 in Houston for a 41-date run. The Pussycat Dolls are set to open for Aguilera once she returns to North America and Danity Kane will also be on hand for some U.S. shows. While Aguilera's latest itinerary will be taking her to arenas and other similarly massive venues, plans for a tour of jazz and blues clubs to take advantage of Back to Basics' nod to the 1920s, '30s and '40s are still in the works. "We're definitely going to mix it up, change it up, do some things that are not on the record, do some favorite classics of mine," Aguilera told MTVNews.com in August. "We're really going to have fun and experiment with new ideas and interesting places to go to that have a throwback appeal and vibe."

Wesley Snipes Feels Blade of IRS

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:07:37 GMT

Stars With Baggage

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:06:53 GMT

TMZ.com: It isn't easy being a star. When you're a celebrity, people pick at everything you say, wear and do -- so it's no surprise that this lifestyle comes with a lot of baggage ... but we've found the stars whose baggage outweighs the rest. Check out our... Read more

Borat' dominates for second straight weekend at box office

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:05:47 GMT

Jude and Sienna: It's Over

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:05:27 GMT

Mischa Barton Nude Scene Pictures

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:03:40 GMT

The White Trash Returns

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:03:14 GMT

Is lindsay a bitch?

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:02:43 GMT

Short Ends: Katie Holmes Lobbies Senator For Brainwashed Actresses' Rights

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:01:58 GMT

holmes-boxer.jpg· Katie Holmes meets with California Senator Barbara Boxer to discuss the possibility of a Democrat-controlled Congress forcing through a bill nullifying billion-year contracts signed while actresses were under career duress.

Denise Not in Trouble for Throwing Laptops

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:00:21 GMT

Denise is filming Blonde and Blonder in Vancouver, and got a little pissed the other day at the pesty paparazzi. She threw 2 laptops at them and accidentally hit two elderly ladies. The women only suffered minor injuries, and Friday police said Denise won't face charges for the incident. Maybe this will teach the paparazzi not to mess with this hot mama.

Ashley Judd at AFI Fest

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 22:59:46 GMT

Here's someone we haven't seen for awhile. Ashley Judd! She came out for a screening of her new film "Come Early Morning" at the AFI Film Festival and then hit an after party in Hollywood on Thursday night. The film is about a 30-something year old Southern woman who searches for love through a series of one night stands. I hope she learns that's no way to find a man. Joking aside, Ashley looks great. We hope to see more of her!

Cameron Learns to Accept the Paparazzi

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 22:59:18 GMT

ustin and Cammie left Paris yesterday where JT has been since hosting the MTV Europe Awards. They seem to be in good spirits while waiting to fly out of Charles de Gaulle Airport despite getting their pics snapped. It's no secret that the couple is not a fan of the paparazzi, but now we hear that Cameron is starting to accept the life she chose to live. She spoke about this in W Magazine. Here are some highlights:

10 Ways Women Judge You ...And how to win them over anyway

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:47:49 GMT

Courtney Love: 'She has a super genius IQ' says dad

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:43:45 GMT

Is K-Fed selling the Britney sex tape for $50 million?

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:43:00 GMT

Jude Law and Sadie get closer

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:42:38 GMT

While Katie slims down for the big wedding, Tom fattens up

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:42:19 GMT

How Borat got a Woman Fired

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 00:18:57 GMT

Borat vs. reality

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 21:52:55 GMT

5 Things You Didn't Know About The Paparazzi

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 21:52:12 GMT

Borat Banned From Russian Movie Theaters

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 21:51:49 GMT

Federline offering 4-hour Britney sex tape for millions

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 21:49:51 GMT

College life, powered by Google

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 21:48:24 GMT

Sienna makes fashion blue-per

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 21:05:21 GMT

K-Fed blackmails Britney Spears that he will release sex tape unless he gets cash and custody of their kids.

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 20:45:40 GMT

BORAT OR JUST A BRAT?

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 20:45:08 GMT

LL Too Busy for Britney

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:19:10 GMT

Papa Pitt's Simple Pleasures

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:18:49 GMT

Sean Penn: ‘Pull The Troops Out Of Iraq Now’

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:11:35 GMT

Hasselhoff Admits Knight Rider Car Was Gay

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:10:48 GMT

Jessica Simpson Scared of Dating

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:10:09 GMT

Nose Job For Diaz

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:09:47 GMT

Kate Winslet Untold Love Story

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:09:26 GMT

A Good Hard Look at Downloading

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:07:38 GMT

Paris Hilton's parents are the reason for her whorishness

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:04:04 GMT

Skinny Jeans are not for everyone, Katie Holmes!

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 18:59:21 GMT

A Very Unattractive Elisha Cuthbert!

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 18:58:47 GMT