kobe's on Teenwag.com

Britney Spears ambulanced to hospital

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:00:13 GMT

If you thought Courtney Love couldn't get any worse, you would be wrong

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:47:34 GMT

While Vince Vaughn is sleepf**ing... Jenniston is still only sleepwalking...!

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:45:08 GMT

One for the ages: Al Gore smiles, yes smiles, over Oscar nomination

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:41:36 GMT

NBC to start all-horror channel, featuring scary old series like "Twin Peaks," "Freddy's Nightmares" and "Joey"

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 16:29:45 GMT

If David Beckham and whatsherface can't afford a home in L.A., Hef is willing to help out

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 16:28:53 GMT

Fabricated Tycoon adapated from Polyester Prince Dhirubhai Ambani GURU by Mani Ratnam

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:22:45 GMT

MANI Ratnam's often absorbing "Guru" is sort of a Bollywood "Citizen Kane," a decades-spanning drama with a compelling Abhishek Bachchan as a ruthless Indian business tycoon who refuses to take no for an answer.

Bachchan plays Gurukant Desai, said to be closely based on the late Indian entrepreneur Dhirubhai Ambani, dubbed the "Polyester Prince," who rose from a modest background in the provinces.

Guru repeatedly clashes with business rivals, the press and government officials while building a textiles and petrochemical empire - not strictly abiding by ethics or the law in the process.

Resembling a lavish Hollywood prestige film of the 1960s, the story begins with Guru's struggle to break into Bombay's clublike textiles market in the 1940s and climaxes with the '80s trial of Guru - who has suffered a stroke - for flouting government trade quotas and stock-trading rules to build India's largest corporation.

The film is less successful in portraying Guru's marriage to the long-suffering Sujatha (Aishwarya Rai of "Bride and Prejudice"), whose dowry provided seed money for his business pursuits.

Gorgeous superstar Rai's several lavish musical numbers, while entertaining, seem to belong in another movie - and, with several subplots, help push the running time of "Guru" to nearly three hours, including an intermission.

I did not know Tom Cruise grew a beard for his wedding day SATIRE

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 21:33:21 GMT

Anyway, here is some bootleg footage of him dancing at the reception

This is a video of Jack Osbourne and Erik Estrada getting tasered. And, if you click right now, we'll throw in Estrada explaining what it did to his balls

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 21:28:07 GMT

Fire Threatened Celebrities' Malibu Homes... It was set off by Firecrotch...!

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 21:26:48 GMT

Dennis Leary's "Asshole",

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 21:02:13 GMT

Kelly Osbourne wants to Bare All for Playboy. In other news Heffner dies of Heart-Attack....!

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 20:32:11 GMT

Miss USA Tara Conner, ironically, gets busted flirting on set of dog magazine photo shoot

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 20:30:26 GMT

Rosie O'Donnell calls Barbara Walters a "fucking liar" then proceeds to eat 1,000 bagels

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 20:28:45 GMT

Donald Trump to get a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame...Rosie is going to take a huge dump on it..!

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 20:26:55 GMT

Howard Stern gets 22.1 million shares of Sirius stock for helping to achieve 2006 subscriber numbers. Unfortunately, that only adds up to seven bucks

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 20:25:05 GMT

Will Smith claims he can laugh any woman into bed; Jada Pinkett not amused

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 20:21:56 GMT

Painting Angelina Jolie as a virgin may piss off a few people and few africans..!

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:13:34 GMT

Two of the coolest people on the planet talking about Creed, Bono, J-Lo, Madonna, and "Everybody Loves Raymond"

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:12:30 GMT

Jamie-Lynn Sigler Will Do Nude Scenes

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:11:17 GMT

Teri Hatcher in a bikini.. with her kid in bikini tooo!

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:10:16 GMT

007 Daniel Craig would definitely sign up for next Star Trek movie. Only Condition "Can I wear the naked suit......?"

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:09:04 GMT

Mariah Carey hitting on teenage boys in Aspen

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:06:30 GMT

Even with panties, Doc says Britney Spears has "aged 15 years" since 2005

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:05:53 GMT

Christina Aguilera demonstrates how to exit a limo without making the world your Gynecologist

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:05:01 GMT

From the "lesbian confessions not to masturbate to" department: Kate Winslet wants to french kiss Meryl Streep

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:04:01 GMT

Upcoming signs of the Apocalypse: War, famine, death, punk pioneer Mike Watt playing bass for Kelly Clarkson

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:00:17 GMT

Eddie Murphy's new movie "Norbit" gets a harsh R rating from the MPAA instead of the usual Murphy movie rating of S for sucks

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:59:29 GMT

Mariah Carey says that she keeps twenty humidifiers around her bed and that if she appears too sexy in pictures it's not her fault

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:58:40 GMT

Angelina Jolie complains that having three kids is "expensive" and "uses up a lot of money" despite having two eight-figure household incomes

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:58:00 GMT

Justin Timberlake moves on from Cameron Diaz to Scarlett Johansson... There's no sexyback in dating bitches...

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:57:24 GMT

Renée Zellweger talks about her breakup, amazingly neglects to mention part about ex-hubby fucking the gay dude Elton John

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:55:30 GMT

Madonna will make her directorial debut in 2007. EVERYBODY PANIC

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:54:34 GMT

Drew Barrymore wants to work with Borat, because she says she has always been attracted to weird men

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:53:54 GMT

Jessica Simpson: "2006 taught me who I am" -- Yeah a no-talent assclown

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 19:11:34 GMT

Lindsay Lohan shows off her racks.... man she;s still got it..!

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 19:09:00 GMT

Brad, Angelina play tourist in Panama City; amazingly, do not adopt any local children

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 19:07:44 GMT

Here's comes celebrity bestiality... Paris sleeps with her pet monkey....!

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 19:05:42 GMT

Britney "Puff Mommy" Spears starting to look older than your grandma

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 19:03:21 GMT

Jessica Alba's butt looks terrible in a bikini

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 19:00:18 GMT

Jessica Alba plays football in her bikini...

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:58:02 GMT

What a fucking surprise.... Jessica Alba can give any guy an erection..!

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:56:13 GMT

Britney says she'll be back "bigger & better". All she needs to do now is work on the better part

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:53:03 GMT

First Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer trailer. Light on the Jessica Alba, but heavy on the kickass

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:59:14 GMT

Top 10 before-they-were-famous Seinfeld guest spots

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:43:01 GMT

Will Ferrell's wife has given birth to a hairy, overexposed child

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:38:41 GMT

Disney Co. to launch new MySpace-like website for child molestors

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:28:50 GMT

Paris Hilton rejects the idea of having a sex doll made in her image. Finally, something we can all agree on

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:26:41 GMT

Anna Nicole Paternity Test -- Deadline Set

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:18:20 GMT

After Britney's crotch shot comes the full body naked slut shot

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:16:14 GMT

Demi Moore considering having kids with Ashton Kutcher, hoping she doesn't get punked on the delivery room table

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:13:09 GMT

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz break up. He plans on leaving a forwarding address so that she can send his sexyback

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:11:51 GMT

Bush and Brtney now have something in common....!

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 18:49:42 GMT

Ryan Seacrest wants to use Christina Aguilera to pretend he's not gay this year

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 18:48:25 GMT

A very drunk Ben Affleck gropes Canadian reporter while promoting "Jersey Girl"

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:43:02 GMT

Heavyweight boxer Mike Tyson has been arrested on drug and DUI charges outside a Scottsdale nightclub

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:39:33 GMT

Synthetic pornstar Jenna Jameson complains that Viagra is making most male pornstars look unnatural in the face

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:37:23 GMT

For some odd reason, guys are still flirting with the Olsen Twins

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 15:18:27 GMT

Lindsay Lohan refers to strippers as "whores"

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 15:16:03 GMT

Maria Sharapova Serves It Up

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 15:14:46 GMT

TARA REID is not doing well really

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 15:12:58 GMT

Lindsay's 2006 booty calls

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 15:08:40 GMT

Keanu Reeves has a season greeting for the paparazzi

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 13:10:05 GMT

Courtney Cox gets pulled over by a cop

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 13:02:54 GMT

Simon Cowell Suns His Man Boobs - as good as it gets

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:59:03 GMT

Eddie Murphy does James Brown on Delirious (1983)

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:50:49 GMT

Christmelicious VIDEO: Two young girls take slutty Fergie song and rewrite it to be about Jesus, causing an ironic comedy explosion to the brain

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:48:13 GMT

Jeff Probst shows up at Maine soup kitchen; serves homeless people if they can outlast other bums in Reward Challenge

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:41:42 GMT

Erections are lost around the world as new bikini pics of Tara Reid once again surface

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:40:50 GMT

Finally Thank God, Paris Hilton fucks a midget too

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:38:35 GMT

Van Damme gets a boner on live Brazilian TV

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 14:19:55 GMT

Sienna Miller fucks James Bond

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 13:25:44 GMT

Judi Dench fears unemployment, public fears Judi Dench nude scene to avoid unemployment

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:38:01 GMT

Party Favors: Britney to Do Tell-All with Vanity Fair? ... Bono Made Honorary Knight ... Uma Breaks Hand

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:12:23 GMT

Test Reveals Canine Fur on Diddy's goate

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:11:03 GMT

If you're Ozzy Osbourne's wife, how do you get him to check into rehab? Tell him there's a bar

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:06:41 GMT

Halle Berry's boobs to release debut album

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:05:39 GMT

Ewan McGregor loves getting naked for his female fans

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:04:16 GMT

K-Fed now begging record execs to sign him. Working out about how you'd expect, based on his staggering talent

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:03:20 GMT

Donald Trump versus Rosie O'Donnell is one feud you want both sides to lose as they plunge off a cliff in flaming bus full of their lawyers

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:31:37 GMT

Ice T's wife, Nicole "Coco" Austin, shows off her new implants. Difficulty: Her new butt implants

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:29:24 GMT

Martha Stewart stopped dating Anthony Hopkins because she was afraid he'd eat her brain

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:25:05 GMT

Paris Hilton has not had sex for 7 months. "Oral isn't sex," she says. "Neither is anal, gangbanging, mutual masturbation, etc., etc., etc."

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:22:53 GMT

Monica Lewinsky just got her master's degree from LSE. Give that girl a cigar

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:21:49 GMT

Mel Gibson Calls DUI Scandal A “Gift” To Himself .. Is he sucking up for Oscar... wimp...chicken...

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:21:43 GMT

“I do want to marry …!” – Aishwarya Rai.... So who cares...!

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:16:35 GMT

Matt Lauer: I haven't googled "panty-free Britney" He's lying his ass off... asshole

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:05:07 GMT

Trump comes to his senses, realizes that a coke snortin', hard drinkin', lesbian lovin' Miss USA is EXACTLY what this country needs right now

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:57:07 GMT

Matt Damon has branded his love scenes with Angelina Jolie as "weird," and not as natural at all as he feels when he's with Ben Affleck

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:55:17 GMT

Tori Spelling accompanies her husband back from bank where he deposited his balls in a safety deposit box for the duration of the marriage (pics)

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:37:03 GMT

Sharon Osbourne amuses herself by acting like a bathroom attendant at a fancy restaurant

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:35:17 GMT

Separated at birth: Christina Aguilera's husband and that creepy neighbor from "The 'Burbs" (with nice comparison pic)

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:32:31 GMT

For just $120 per person, you can ring in the New Year in Chicago with Tara Reid

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 23:21:18 GMT

Ewan McGregor owes his marriage to having his penis painted daily by a "little Japanese woman"

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 23:19:36 GMT

It's the Rocky Horror Show

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 15:54:15 GMT

boobies - Amy Poehler topless

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 15:41:37 GMT

Sexiest man of the year edition flawed as bendy Jim Carrey didn’t even get an honorable mention

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 19:26:01 GMT

Lindsay Lohan tells reporters she hasn't had a drink in a week, flashes vagina and then leaves

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 19:15:45 GMT

Danny Devito wasn't drunk. He was just joking He's also really 6'4" and been using camera tricks

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 19:03:59 GMT

Porn star Jenna Jameson separates from porn star husband; legal battle expected over custody of the SUVs, STDs

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:47:45 GMT

On Thursday, Jessica Biel will be announcing this year's nominees for the top Golden Globes. You will be watching, because eventually, she'll have to turn around and walk away from the podium

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:45:42 GMT

Sienna Miller: "I said... monogamy is overrated and that Pittsburgh is Sh*tsburgh...

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:29:02 GMT

Stars in crappy cars (pics)

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:22:12 GMT

Snoop Dogg thinks the fact that he has slept with every hooker in Los Angeles has put a strain on his marriage

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:20:51 GMT

Ben Affleck says that he doesn't want to embarass his daughter. This either means he's retiring from acting or is banning DVD players in his house. Or better yet, both

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:19:36 GMT

If the U.S. goes to war with Iran, it could be all Google's fault

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:18:12 GMT

Zinedine Zidane invited to hero's welcome in home country of Algeria for first visit in 20 years. Hope he doesn't let it go to his head

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:13:17 GMT

Does Sex Stop Pimples?

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:10:51 GMT

Courtney Love blames herself for Paris Hilton's drunk-driving arrest

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:08:48 GMT

Don't piss off Sharon Osbourne or she'll send you a box of her crap

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:05:57 GMT

Ben Stiller says: "I'm not a funny person"

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:05:07 GMT

TOP FIVE: 2006 Movie Posters

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:03:57 GMT

Andy Roddick & Mandy Moore: 'We're Cool'

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:03:22 GMT

The top 10 saddest songs ever

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:02:01 GMT

Mariah Carey sues porn star Mary Carey for revealing her private parts

Sat, 09 Dec 2006 19:30:48 GMT

Celebrity CatFights... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Sat, 09 Dec 2006 19:27:24 GMT

Bette Midler slams 'wild and woolly slut' Britney

Sat, 09 Dec 2006 19:26:26 GMT

Black Owner of LA Club Welcomes N-Word

Sat, 09 Dec 2006 19:24:18 GMT

Dakota Fanning Comming of Age

Sat, 09 Dec 2006 19:23:02 GMT

Hepburn’s ‘Tiffany’s’ dress sells for $807,000

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 17:35:45 GMT

3 time basketball MVP to miss 2007 season due to not being a lesbian

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 15:53:24 GMT

Salma Hayek Tops Best Nude Scenes of 2006 - Less clothing is definitely more valued on this list

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 15:48:44 GMT

Stephen Colbert - Charlene (I'm right behind you)

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 15:46:45 GMT

Dolly Parton to Jessica Simpson: I have bigger boobies

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 15:45:33 GMT

Rosie says she's not leaving 'The View'

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 15:44:25 GMT

N-word - use it or lose it

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:49:26 GMT

Lunch with Nikki Griffin

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 23:24:13 GMT

New Mom Jennifer Garner Gets Back in Shape

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 23:21:05 GMT

Gwyneth Paltrow is a pretentious bitch

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 23:18:35 GMT

Gwyneth Paltrow declares: 'I'm proud to be American'

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 23:17:10 GMT

Stars face court action over kiss

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 23:14:09 GMT

Christina Aguilera is sauced

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 23:12:18 GMT

UNCENSORED Britney Spears in no undies panties FLASHING - POP PRINCESS EXPOSED

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 23:10:32 GMT

Dennis Leary - I'm an Asshole (Uncensored)

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:18:00 GMT

Andy Dick GAP commercial Parody

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:16:54 GMT

Why Britney's Behaving Badly

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:15:04 GMT

Nicole Kidman: “I’m Not Pregnant”

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:13:50 GMT

Cameron Diaz says no to marriage

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:12:51 GMT

Will Smith turns down Tom Cruise

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:11:43 GMT

Lindsay Lohan's midnite escapades

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:12:25 GMT

Bollywood hottie - Secretly Married [Aishwarya Rai]

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:07:31 GMT

The Big O: Fireworks? Or is your sex life less than explosive? MEG RYAN

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 17:59:58 GMT

Dumb: surfing porn at work. Dumber: getting fired for surfing porn at work.

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 17:58:41 GMT

Kobe Bryant sued by Grizzlies fan

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 19:14:16 GMT