Big Patty had a big problem. It was time for lunch and her throbbing erection refused to go away. she had managed to hide it so far by shoving her P.ENIS into her own ass. but now she had to SHlT so bad that the SHlT had forced her P.ENIS back between her hairy legs. she crept ever so slowly to the cafeteria, afraid to SHlT or J.IZZ in her sweat pants. with the utmost concentration she managed to find a seat alone in the corner of the room where she could masturbate and SHlT her pants, as was her habit on such days. she felt a rumbling below the belt, she did not know whether she was coming or going. staring in horror she looked between her legs to find Harold liking the liquid SHlT off of her backwards facing p.enis. He smiled briefly, and she knew that she was safe. harold turned around, pressing the patch of ulcers on his left butt cheek against her p.enis, patty came immediately, shooting c.um onto the bottom of her table and launching it up towards the ceiling. the entire student body of ps 118 watched in horror. the shame caused patty to lose control of her bowels, SHlT and C.UM SHOT every where, especially on to the face of harold who was squatting at ground zero. when the earth stopped shaking, he stood up and declared. "so that's where my pencil was" and walked out of the building. he was never seen alive again.