Yesterday's issue of Suck was
an admirable exercise in
filling paragraphs with
nothing.
Yes your faithful suckster
Bartleby
managed to write reams of junk
about biological gobbledy-goop
which somehow was relevant to
levels of wealth in modern society.
Wow! The levels of irrelevancy skyrocket!
The Sucksters obviously found a site
that niggled their pea-brains and decided
to make something up about it.
Nice one, guys!
You used to be relevant to Net
problems, news and occurences.
No longer.
What we now have is a formerly cool site
which now lolls in sad advert revenue
and crappy content.
Whatever happened to your attitudes?
You would have lambasted your own site
if you'd bumped into it a few months
ago.
How the mighty are fallen.
Going up!