Pssst! Guess what?
Suck.com sucks!
Yes, its true.
I bet you read about the sucksters in Wired
I bet you've been to the site.
Used to be cool.
Geez what happened?
That's what I said as I cruised by their site today.
Dudes, you've missed your own point!
They used to be so hip, so angry. But now?
Adverts? Links to other sites?
What a hunk of shit. The sucksters
have sucked themselves into a small little
puddle of goo. The bubble's burst. They needed
cash. They wanted the quick sell, the went with
the flow. Oh dear. I thought I'd seen a light.
Go to Pathfinder. Try any other
similar, commercial site. So much being pushed in your face.
Guys, I don't want it! The Netly News sucks. So does Suck.
We want small, simple, don't give me what I don't bloody want.
Stop trying to create your niche.
The most surprising people to not do this are
The Times. Simple, clean and functional pages
give me what I came for - News. Why on earth do things have to get so complicated.
Suck was simple, to the point and clean to look at. It had it all. But now,
disaster has struck - there are distractions.
Until people stop trying to make the Web what it isn't then we're
going to be stuck in the mess that most money grabbing idiots
usually make.
Free hint: Keep it simple.
I freely admit that I've ripped off Suck in my design. So what? It worked!
But I'm never gonna have adverts.
I won't go money mad.
This place is sacred from such idiots.
Head back