Judging by the amount of complaints filling up my News Feed, it looks like just about everyone now has the new Facebook Timeline.
So with all this change and newness (and grumbling) rolling around Facebook, now is probably as good a time as ever to step back and reexamine our relationship with the planet's favorite place to both stalk ex-girlfriends AND play Scrabble.
And doing it several times an hour will result in something else straight out of high school: Your friends will stop talking to you. And as a friend points out, all those well-intended baby pic posts are probably especially eyeroll-inducing for all your single friends anxiously watching their biological clock keep ticking. Physics are important because without physics, boobs and butts would be as likely to fly away or implode as they would be to jiggle and bounce pleasantly. Newton's Second Law of Jiggle: The acceleration of dat bounce is directly proportional to, and in the same direction as, the net force acting on dat bounce, and inversely proportional to its mass.


Newton's Third Law of Jiggle: When one body exerts a force on a second body, the second body simultaneously exerts a force equal in magnitude and opposite in direction to that of the first body. And those that don't, well, I look forward to reading your status update complaining about it shortly. They're all taken with an outstretched hand positioned around forehead-level with the camera tilting down. Begging for attention by posting cryptic status updates that would appear as if you left off a really crucial second sentence. Unless your eyes and nose really are double the size of your mouth, I imagine you won't love the distorted view this tends to produce. And even if they do, they're forgotten as soon as the person scrolls past it to the next item on their News Feed.


We can all have cute children and don't need to advertise their adorability on a daily, or even weekly, basis.
Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands… Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her…  In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. That is let them make their own decisions.  Let go!  When we release an arrow, we don’t hold on to it once it’s released or it will go nowhere or badly miss the mark.



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