Should I Vote?
If you're anything like the average American, then no. If you complain about the direction of our nation yet re-elect the same candidates (or political parties) - if you are among the millions who voted for Bush (again) yet do not approve of him - if you can name the three American Idol judges but not three Supreme Court justices - then please, oh please, don't vote in the next 2008 election. Leave the electing to those of us who pay attention. We have, with the help of top scientists, devised a short test to see if you qualify for not voting (please note that passage of this test does not necessarily make you fit for voting).
How Can I Help?
Tell a friend! Let's face it, politics are boring. Wouldn't you much rather stay at home and learn NASCAR stats? Better yet, hang out with your buddies! Of course, the only way you can do that is if they stay home an not vote too. That is why we encourage all not-voters to bring their friends along - to the pool-hall, the local bar, your church... just anywhere but the voting booth.

Please don't vote.

Thanks;
Eric
Thanksgiving Coloring Contest!
Sure, we all understand why YOU shouldn't vote in the next election, but what about the future? How can you explain to your children whey they shouldn't vote? How can you tell them that, thanks to your repeated election of substandard leadership, they get to fix the problems that mommy and daddy caused? It's far too complicated to explain to your kids why they will be spending years paying into social security with no a chance of collecting, or why a growing percentage of their income will go to make private health insurance companies richer, or certainly why they are expected to care for millions of yucky homeless people displaced by flooding caused by global climate change. So don't! Just let them take after Tom the Turkey - he doesn't vote, so neither should they.

The PDF can be downloaded here and printed.
Countdown Widgets
Here are some certified please don't vote widgets which countdown to November 4, 2008 - so you can remember to be somewhere other than the voting booth.