8-11/11
Fuerteventura Kite Festival
It's probably the only time you'll be thankful for the
strong Atlantic winds circling the Canary Islands:
hundreds of kites take to the sky above La Playa
del Burro. It'll be difficult to catch any winter sun
under the 240 individual kite displays on show,
but it's well worth missing out on a few rays for.
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What mo should you grow?
Movember is upon us again and Europe's young men are embracing lip hair in the name
of charity. Use our handy mo chart to find out what to do with yours...
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Are you a
man?
Is your facial
hair fast
growing?
Do you own
a motorbike?
Do you own
a facial hair
trimmer?
Are you a
historical
re-enactor?
Are you an eccentric
Spaniard?
No mo for you,
sorry. Unless you
want to risk
social death.
Are you fastidious
about your
appearance?
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
Do you have
pretensions to a
dictatorship?
Toothbrush
Less popular in
the last 50 years
thanks to a certain
person. There's
always one...
Chevron
Beloved by fat men
with superiority
complexes and
medallion-wearing
lotharios.
Imperial
To carry this off
you'll need a stiff
upper lip – for all
the abuse. Get your
duelling pistols.
Dali
The Spanish artist
loved his so much
he made a film
about it. That's
mo-mmitment.
Handlebar
This 70s gay-bar
staple has been
reclaimed by the
hipster crowd. Pair
with skinny jeans.
Fu Manchu
Only Ming
emperors and
Hollywood baddies
look good in this
one. Beware.
Horseshoe
Popularised by 80s
wrestlers, this one
demands you own
a chopper. No bike,
no dice.
Pencil
The non-hirsute
have to settle for
this poor man's
lip worm. Hang
your head.
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