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I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. Pride adversely affects all our relationships - our relationship with God and His servants, between husband and wife, parent and child, employer and employee, teacher and student, and all mankind.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we're supposed to make. Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple.
The moment I was introduced to my wife, Emma, at a party I thought, here she is - and 20 minutes later I told her she ought to marry me.
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again. The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.
It's funny, because in deference to conventional wisdom, I spent my struggling writer years trying to suppress my naturally baroque literary voice and write clean, spare prose. It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
When you're in the editing room, the dangerous thing is that it becomes like telling a joke again and again and again. Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest. When it gets to the part in life where you're more afraid of what your wife is going to do to you than if you box, say, Mike Tyson, you've got to get a new profession. Building a little bonfire at night on the beach and lying on a blanket with my wife under the stars is not only sexy, it's romantic.
My dad was in the army so we moved around a lot and I changed schools every year and had to make new friends, and I found that if I was the funny guy I could do that easier.
Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson's birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. We run into some pretty tough arguments sometimes, but the idea is that at the end of the day, my wife and I realize that we'll always be holding each other's hand. Sometimes I daydream about having a farm and a wife and some babies and watching the grass grow, but you have to meet the right person for that. My wife Juliana and I first saw Eurovision while on our honeymoon in Greece in 2006, and we were amazed by it. Husbands, recognize your wife's intelligence and her ability to counsel with you as a real partner regarding family plans, family activities, and family budgeting.
A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids, being there for the husband, being home, trying to do it all. It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
I didn't want readers to think I was asking to be praised for taking care of my wife while she was ill. Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. After you play husband and wife on camera multiple times, it becomes easy to be husband and wife off camera as well. It's funny that a lot of the fans of 'Angel' have come over and hung out with me on 'Leverage.' I was so fortunate to have been on that show.
My wife once said that one of her great ambitions was to walk down the streets of Hong Kong with her children. It's really funny because the same people who loved me as Stringer Bell were the same people that were watching 'Daddy's Little Girls' literally in tears.
After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don't agree, we do what she wants.
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world.
Mariah is a beautiful and talented person, and I've had a crush on her for as long as I can remember.
I remember seeing a movie with Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney where they were husband and wife, and they got in bed, and he had on polka-dot pajamas and she had on striped pajamas, and when they got up the next morning he had on the striped pajamas and she had the polka dot pajamas, and that was considered racy at that time! The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't actually hurt. Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in. People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.
Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. I'm hanging in there, trying to spend as much quality time with my wife and kids as possible, and though it's very frustrating to know I won't beat the cancer, there's a great satisfaction in knowing that I'm walking off the field with no regrets. My wife and I are a team, and it's good for my work because I'm interested in working from a stable base. I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. The highest duty of the man is not to his father, but to his wife; and for the sake of that woman he abandons all other earthly ties, should any of these happen to interfere with that relation. But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
I did a 'Last Comic Standing' audition in 2006, where you're just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a big comedy club, and I remember them cutting me off, asking about my name in the middle of one of my jokes. There is a scene in Richard Attenborough's biopic where Gandhi argues with his wife because she refuses to clean their latrine. I am announcing my resignation from Congress so my colleagues can get back to work, my neighbors can choose a new representative and most importantly that my wife and I can continue to heal from the damage I have caused. It's so funny, you go to acting school thinking you're going to learn how to be other people, but really it taught me how to be myself. The two most frightening words in Washington are 'bipartisan consensus.' Bipartisan consensus is when my doctor and my lawyer agree with my wife that I need help. My whole working philosophy is that the only stable happiness for mankind is that it shall live married in blessed union to woman-kind - intimacy, physical and psychical between a man and his wife.
I've become really good at turning down the boring, pretty girl roles, the trophy wife, supermodel, beautiful girlfriend roles. I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring.


I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. The love of husband and wife, which is creative of new human life, is a marvellously personal sharing in the creative love of God who brings into being the eternal soul that comes to every human being with the gift of human life. I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. I don't really make plans and I just want to be happy and continue with my business and take care of my wife and kids. It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
You re-watch 'Napoleon Dynamite', and there's a lot of thrift shopping that goes on in that movie; there's a lot of funny stuff. No one will pay you for planning an expedition at first: you have to work in pubs at weekends so you can pay the gas bills. The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
A married vicar is likely to regard his vocation as a job - a tough and ill-paid one, to be sure - but a priest is seen as a pillar of the community, answerable only to his parishioners and his God, rather than to a wife and children. It's funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I always felt that if someone shot me, it would be great for the environmental movement, because they would make me a martyr. Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little. There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity. The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought, 'That can be me.' So I started working out. I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Marriage has made me a lot happier and I'm deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day. The first things I remember drawing were battles - big sheets of paper covered in terrible scenes of carnage - though when you looked closely, there were little jokes and speech bubbles and odd things going on in the background. We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
A lot of people probably don't realize how difficult it is to stick to that lawyer speak when you're not a lawyer. At the end of the day, don't forget that you're a person, don't forget you're a mother, don't forget you're a wife, don't forget you're a daughter. I think I always was a bit of a class clown, but I don't know how successful I was at that. I don't really approach stories to make them different from other stuff I've seen, I just try to get into the character, into his or her head. I had a realization in the midst of my happy marriage that I had kind of lost most of my friends - my male friends in particular. I am such that person that, when I'm working, I'm like, 'Oh, what I wouldn't give for a weekend off!' And then, as soon as I have more that 18 hours without anything to do, I start shaking.
A home with a loving and loyal husband and wife is the supreme setting in which children can be reared in love and righteousness and in which the spiritual and physical needs of children can be met. It's funny: I always, as a high school teacher and particularly as a high school yearbook teacher, because yearbook staffs are 90 percent female, I got to sit in and overhear teenage girl talk for many years. This amazing couple will never stop fighting or give up hope, but they do need “all of the prayers they can get.” Jimmie Sue needs a donor with O+ blood and even that is proving difficult to find, but at least she always will have her hero of a husband on the case. The pain I feel is mostly for the lifelong struggles my husband has endured, but now I’m feeling the loss of my husband and our happy future together because I can’t be the wife he needs.
Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes.
We waste so much time making decisions based on someone else's idea of our happiness - what will make you a good citizen or a good wife or daughter or actress. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.
If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow-that to me is kind of inexplicable. You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. I was about 17 in the sixth form and we used to have an end of year celebration and give out different awards. The White people have edited out any colours that aren't white, off-white, milk chocolate, grey, taupe or black.
I don't really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, 'Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm a fan of 'Pretty Little Liars' and I'm rooting for your character.' It was surreal!
Its music that is so funny and quirky and weird that it feels entirely alien to the listener; yet, the content and the subject matter is so Indian and relatable, it's still chutney.
They basically recreate a music video onstage, and pyro cannons, LED video screens, background dancers, fireworks, costume changes, and wind machines are their tools. Lots of people are heroic, more heroic than I was, when faced with the suffering of someone they love. For every veteran alone in the basement, there is a wife upstairs, bewildered, isolated and in despair from the dark clouds of war that hangs over family life. She is everything - funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits.
Today, my wife and I have approximately 1,400 little green houses - each paying us monthly. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all.
My wife's nickname for me is 'red alert.' I sometimes check just to see if the kids are breathing. With this capability, the vast majority of human communications are automatically ingested without targeting. Yeah, it's just real weird when you're doing stand-up in that type of sterile, unnatural setting.
I feel morally outraged about it, and I've been doing it for long enough to feel morally outraged, because I have been in massacre scenes in West Africa, and I've been doing this for a long time now. Because it's in understanding yourself deeply that you can lend yourself to another person's circumstances and another person's experience. Though we respect each other's heritage, and while many of our friends are deeply religious, we have chosen to focus on our similarities, not our differences.
It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She's a constant presence at her husband's side - and a constant reminder of his acknowledged infidelity.


I joined the Territorial Army, which paid me when I turned up to drill nights, and so did my wife.
I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for.
If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Our biggest fear was our children, because there was a tremendous amount of threat and intimidation, and my wife was terrified that the children might be grabbed or assaulted in some way. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Surely someone will rise up from the audience and say out loud that not only am I not funny and helpful, but I'm annoying, and a phony. They say endurance means a good wife but most women endure abusive relationship because they are not empowered economically; they depend on their husbands.
I know I'm funny because people tell me I am, but when I watch myself, it doesn't make me laugh. I see everyone on 'The Good Wife' - everyone, people who have been there since day one - struggling with that language because it is just not how people talk.
I always think, when I read about people being class clowns, I imagine them being actually very funny, and I don't know that I was. And I started wondering if my wife, who was certainly my best friend, supplanted those relationships. On June 1st, Jackie went out on her morning walk at Heyburn State Park in Benewah County, a walk she never returned from. For more information on this site, please read our Privacy Policy, and Terms of Service, and Ad Choices. She was able to survive, but a year ago she found out it was failing and she needed a new one. There's a scene in 'Eclipse' where Bella tells him she's a virgin, and it's the funniest, most awkward scene I've ever seen on film. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened people are running around with edged weaponry, there are deaths.
He's got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but when you talk to him and he's around you, he's such a gentleman. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings. We received congratulations by email, phone and post, many from old friends we had not seen for some time. They can't be doing with Johnnie Boden's cheery Sloane jokes, his spots and stripes, his occasional 'if it's me, it's U' loud colours.
For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.
Surely when you love your wife with all your heart, you cannot demean her, criticize her, find fault with her, or abuse her by words, sullen behavior, or actions.
But, seeing you in comedy all the time, it's hard to see that person go be serious, for some reason.
Give her the opportunity to grow intellectually, emotionally, and socially as well as spiritually. It's the three failed marriages, and having kids that grew up without me, and it's the personal criticism, of being Mr. I started looking for the jokes that were equally hilarious across the board, for totally different reasons. You do not have to be a rocket scientist or have a Harvard degree to play Monopoly for real. If they stay down and their jaw is wired shut in the next scene, it's really tragic and weird. We're going to run a marathon together later this year, and that's one more goal that we'll accomplish as husband and wife. I quickly realized that if you're not a nice person, you're not going to last in this business. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor.
When you begin to be successful, people say, 'Don't go changing.' Well, that's easy to say, but the fact is, you don't change at all - other people do. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there. Gandhi's tactics of encouraging brotherly love across caste boundaries and urging Indians to clean their own latrines had failed miserably. And that's all they wanted to hear about - I wanted to talk about them, and all they wanted to talk about was Beethoven.
You had to play a stereotype, because very attractive women were not supposed to be funny - because it's powerful; it's a threat. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much.
I like guys with scruffy beards and leather jackets, but I also like a clean-cut 'GQ'-type guy, so my tastes are very ranged among somebody who laughs at my dumb jokes, too. He has exhausted every method possible and has even resorted to walking all over the town of Anderson, South Carolina, with a sandwich board. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience. Nice Guy, or of divorcing my wife by fax, all that stuff, the journalism, some of which I find insulting. I have days when I'm absolutely great at doing it, and then I have days when I just don't understand it. I mean, once your box office starts to drop off, like Veronica Lake, they'll get rid of you fast.
But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers.
I don't dream football, I dream the American dream - two cars in a garage, be a happy father. He isn’t asking for handouts, he is just begging for people to help him find a kidney for his wife. I certainly liked entertaining people and making jokes, but I don't know necessarily if that's what your child is prone to that you should necessarily put them in a real working industry at six years old. But Grider is nearly 80 years old, he suffers from hip and ankle problems, so hiking through the park isn't exactly an option.
George's High School is one of three high schools to send both of their boys and girls teams to the State B Basketball Tournament.
But as we've found out - there's a lot more in common with the two teams than sharing the same uniform.



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