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If enough people were "smart" enough to drive these moonbatmobiles, the alleged population problem would be solved. According to Snopes, this isn't a Smart car, which would explain why it wasn't crushed thinner than a dime. Smart car owners have been left Smarting over a new craze — for chucking their motors into canals.
Dutch pranksters in Amsterdam have dumped dozens of the tiny two-seater cars into the city's waterways.
Eco-friendly Smart cars are small enough to be picked up by just a few people and dumped into the Dutch capital's canals, reports De Telegraaf newspaper. One victim Casper de Jong was woken by police after they found his Smart floating in the waterway outside his apartment. At least it's better to have your goofy Smart car tossed into the drink than to be in it during a collision with a real car. Sounds like a smart idea if you're hell-bent on being squished to death in a slight fender-bender. Yes, how deviously clever to get people to risk their lives by naming this a smart car when only the stupid will buy one.
Looks like there is going to be a huge boom of non-liberals in America to vote for the right in a few years, again. Speaking from personal experience, "trailer trash" chicks are far more fun and interesting then your "fashionable non-conformist" liberal hippy chicks especially if the latter went to college. Hate break it to you, but "real top fashion" models don't ask you if you want to party, and give you change in quarters. I haven't been in the NL since smart cars came out, but even before they existed, most vehicles were teeny tiny- many even only have three wheels, including things like delivery trucks!
It's pretty silly for you guys to be making fun of them for not having big cars when that is a virtual impossibility for many Nederlanders due to the geographical lay out of their country. Also should point out that in the cities in many places the side streets are simply too narrow for anything other than a very small car to pass through, or even more normal sized streets if there is parking allowed on the street.
Ak it's not America's fault that Europeans are too dumb to build wider roads and cities that don't fit in a thimble. Kind of sad really, since the surest way to pickup a real top fashion model quality girl is to drive one of these in SoHo, lower Manhattan. Surest way to NOT get any chicks other than trailer trash is to drive that Ram or F-150 around.
Oh and just a little FYI, Guys tend to like their girlfriend to sit next to them which you can also do in a TRUCK.
But then, anyone who beats their chest about their Ram deserves nothing but trailer trash, so I guess all is right with the universe. Considering I used to live in Manhatten, have been to 27 countries, have some extremely well know men as friends and thinks TRUCKS are pretty neat I'm obvously not trailer trash as you would imply. Hey now, I live near the Smart Car dealer for the area here, and I've been considering getting one for buzzing around town. So you have no taste in vehicles and no thought to safety standards, performance or practicality - and you managed to pick up a woman who didn't look like a baboon's ass! I'm sure you and your pity date will look even more awesome when a slight wind gust blows your aluminium death trap into the path of an oncoming bigger vehicle, such as a Toyota Corolla. I wish you well in your future endeavours as you try to avoid being intimidated by old ladies driving Hyundais. So I have to ask: who exactly is trying to "force" this car upon you, and how exactly are they doing it? Well, if the darkie socialists are coming to steals all 'ur monies, all 'ur freedoms, all 'ur ammunitions, all 'ur healthcares, all 'ur climate monies, and all 'ur SUVs, I'm going to get a tan and join in the roundup. And please, seriously, don't hop on the interwebs and tell random anonymous strangers about all the hot women you get in your super cool car driving around sweet Cali.
But at any rate, I regret that we don't meet your expectations of proper groupthink, nor do we meet your high standards for proper discourse. Now, if I am to be accused of this so called "group think", and that includes being educated, tolerant of other races-religions-political views, and the horrible position that I acknowledge my actions have effects on others, then I plead GUILTY AS CHARGED. Do you see how you fancy yourself tolerant of differing opinions, yet spend all of your time here being intolerant of differing opinions? Yeah I ignored the details of where you live or what you do because it's irrelevant to the point. Well, except for the cow with the 38DD who somehow thinks she's in the same galaxy as the girls I tend to get with.
With the sheer volume of vile vapid juvinile diatribes you keep posting, I seriously doubt ANY woman would give you the time of day. Sweetums, lots of B&T swine have come and gone from this city, you're just one of millions, and "gone" being the operative word. Just like a typical communst moron you assume you know why I left, and that you also know why anyone else would leave.
So I have to ask: who exactly is trying to "force" this car upon you, and how exactly are they doing it? It would be really nice if you WERE capable of learning, but you have demonstrated a total inability to do so.
Thanks for telling us all about yourself and your demonstrated attitude so far, but we knew you would act that way before you showed up. I use the word "people" loosely, as most of you are instead quasi-sentient hairless simians with a rather rudimentary command of spoken language. YOU have williningly demonstrated quite often, your total aversion to being anything other than the retarded or mentally stunted juvinile, lonely, morally broken, rude, and pitiful loser who has NEVER actually touched a female let alone spoken to one without paying her first for the absolute displeasure it would cause her to suffer.
Tard you implied that you live in NYC in your first post hence you would have a hard time having a farm in NYC.
If you do that, you'll see that I specifically address the birth defect she is cursed with. I have yet to meet a MAN who didn't apreciate them, however as a small child like YOU, it's pretty obvious you wouldn't know what to do with them. I don't think I would be wise to consider anything a self admitted retard like YOU has to say about medicine.
Your carrier will probably cover it, since such a defect has been proven to have a multitude of ill effects on the body. Based on your total ignorance and childlike behavior, What makes you think ANY woman would get within a thousand miles of you knowingly?
I seriously doubt that also, but your to dumb to know any better so why waste time attemping to explain it to you.
Farmer if you do that, you'll see that I specifically address the birth defect she is cursed with. Well YOU are DEFINATELY a birth defect that ALL women have been "cursed with" that's for certain.
You are correct, I have never been with a woman with breasts that size as they are akin to udders.
I had grade school teachers with such things, and the thought of them makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Only because you're mentally disturbed, a moron, and loathe yourself, but we have established that already. Well if you COULD read then at some point you might COMPREHEND how much of a fool you really are. Tard, when the revolution comes, and some folks are up against the wall, people like you will be resoundingly ignored. That car is not a smart (wrong rear lights) but likely a VW Fox and crashed into a truck and not a car. Apparently even the marketers of these enviro-loonbat, inelastic-collision-physics experiments have a sublime sense of humor. That first photograph of the collided vehicle, the black shoe box that was rear-ended, I bet that left a mark. In a dark, positive way, it means that moonbats will never survive their eventual accidents.

Also, these things like "smart cars" always have the effect of (a) emasculating a person and (b) making you look like a total douche bag.
I have said for years if there is one person that was supporter 0(zero) in the pussification of American males it was Alan Alda. This man is such a pussy that he squats to piss while holding his penis pecker with a test tube holder. Does it require a "Smart Car" to avoid driving with "excessive speed" or under the influence of alcohol? I think the second looks worse than it is, the damage being mostly limited to bodywork it seems, the chassis appears to be in pretty much the same shape it came out of the factory in (though the picture is admittedly quite low-res, so it's difficult to be certain). The third is clearly a crash test, which means results must have been recorded to see what sort of impact the drivers of both cars would've taken.
I ask all of this because I recently watched Fifth Gear (a British motoring TV program) give the Smart Car a fair testing, and their indications were that the strong body shell and multiple in-car safety features make it much more able to withstand a crash than its diminutive size would indicate.
When ObamaCubes in one of these or a Prius cut me off on the freeway, I just chuckle and wish them good luck in the future.
ANYONE seriously considering buying one of these death traps (totally ignoring common sense) be sure you have a printed copy of all the wonderful statistics and a copy of the Mercedes crash test with you so they can bury them with you.
Marketed in the manner in which "Liberals" savor marketing their products (such as forced socialized medicine): "If you don't buy this, you're stupid".
As long as you avoid high risk behavior (excessive speed, alcohol, etc) you could actually be safer. So, if you are living this uber safe lifesyle and I come down the road, driving my 8,800 pound vehicle, speeding, drunk off my ass, arguing with someone on the cell phone and don't see you as I destroy you in your Smart car, who has better odds of surviving? Also - I would add that driving a Smart car anywhere off of a Golf Course is risky behavior. Let's have C represent your risk of getting into a collision and I represent your risk of injury from a collision.
The difference between I for big cars and small cars is small enough that it is overwhelmed by the difference in C for both. However, the I for motorcycles and pedestrians is so much larger that it overwhelms the relatively low C so that the C x I for both is higher, making them worse risks. No amount of wishful thinking and feel good math is going to revive you after I run through you in a 8,800 pound vehicle. Aside from its dubious crash safety, the thing looks barely capable of carrying more than one person to and from a nearby job. If silly little liberals want to drive these little 'crushible' coffins, the by all means - GO FOR IT! If I want to endanger my body to larger vehicles - I'll ride a Harley, thank you very much. That's where the "fuel efficientcy" comes in; they chopped off everything that didn't involve seating the driver and making the car go, lightening to rediculous ends. I think I'm going to get one of these to park in the cargo bay of my 10 passenger Sprinter! I approach life with caution and so I am sure you can understand that the only small thing I will ride will be my casket when I'm dead. When you die, please do so quickly so that my tax money does not have to carry you on 'one of those little machines that go Ping'. I ask again, how do you come to the conclusion that a tiny vehicle like this will lower your risk of an accident? HYG, people here have shown vids of the "Smart"car crash tests, the thing's a frackin' sardine can on wheels ya probably have to start by zipcord. And as another poster was saying you can hardly put groceries in the damn thing, let alone take a damn vacation with your family. Smaller cars avoid collisions by having superior maneuverability and shorter braking distances. In my view, it doesn't matter what car you drive, your hosed when that MACK truck careens out of control and squashes you like a bug. I'd never imagined I'd hear that one from the hopeychange crowd - invoking "CAPITALISM" as a key part of an argument.
Don't get me wrong: the capitalistic "right" for enviro-lefties to buy a Smart car is great, I support it wholeheartedly.
All registered Democrats should be forced to buy these Stupid Cars - within a few years the Democratic Party will be extinct as they will either be 6 feet under or brain dead from massive head trauma. HEY YOU GUYS has made the case that the fact that they are so crappy, they would make people MORE carefull on the rodes. First things first, if you’ve already lost one key, we strongly recommend you register a replacement before you lost both. The next item you’ll need is the Toyota Techstream (factory scanner) or a MasterTech scan tool. For this little demonstration, we will use the MasterTech scanner since it’s quick enough. The 12 volt glass mat battery does not start the car, so there is no observable symptom when the battery goes bad. It may also be a good idea to check the smart key function of each key by moving one smart key out of range at a time, since we had one customer complain that their new smart key worked only in non-smart key mode after we registered it.
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The first car is made of 3 metric tons of shitty cast iron, probably paired with a heavy 400hp engine that gives about 200hp in actual force on the wheels. Every time we bring it to the dealer for service, we get a letter a week later offering to buy it.
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That's why the NL has such an amazing public transportation system- because it HAS to, because there's no place for people to put their cars. None of MY girlfriends would get in a car with someone as pompus and ignorant as you obviously are.
Here's a tip that might help you in later life: most people who prefer to look and act like an alpha male actually aren't compensating. You must be so much more awesome than the rest of us, even if she was only with you so she could tell her friends she slummed it with a guy who drives the same car as Inspector Clouseau in the Pink Panther! Also I never knew that there are farms in the SOHO district,maybe you should brush up on your geography little boy.

Considering your constant idiocy it's quite apparent that you are the "infantilized man-child" that feels "victimized" by being so ignorant. Also you obviously haven't been with a woman that is naturally endowed with 38DD because you wouldn't have thought that all big-breasted women have store bought boobs.
So far you've proven that you're not quite sure about much of anything based on your less than stellar attempts at mockery.
Once your parents find out what you're doing they will probably send you back to juvinile detention for CONTINUALLY being an idiot.
YOUR'RE an idiot who assumes they know everything while proving consistantly how little you actually do know. Keep driving your dumb car and it will happen much sooner for the benifit of women everywhere. I think it would be good to provide your readers the results of that test, as it would be the best way to ascertain the safety (or lack thereof) of the Smart Car in a realistic crash scenario. In fact, your third image seems to be from the Mercedes crash tests (Mercedes being the owner of Smart), and Mercedes indicated that the drivers of both cars would have survived the crash. Both cars they tested held up surprisingly well, but the driver and passengers inside would be dead in either case. If you drive a small car you're more likely to die in a collision, but you're also less likely to get into a collision.
If you further reduce C by voluntary choice, the voluntary choice to buy a smaller car becomes better as C x I is smaller. Grocery shopping would have it loaded up like Jed Clampett's truck, moving a family would be impossible, whether for a vacation or for relocating.
Incidentally, the picture is a bit deceptive, the driver's side was not as badly crushed and the driver has since been released from hospital.
I read in a reprint of a WWII ordinance publication that the sedans of 1942 weighed over two tons, but got 16-18 mpg on 70 octane.
It will make those long walks from the hinter-land of the Walmart parking lot so much easier!
If C represents the risk, times I being the potential for X, which is the number of fatalities divided by Y (the existential illusion of life as dogma re: Kierkegaard), then to modify C, I and X, by definition the outcome will be a safer car. Sure, the car as a whole looked like crap, but the passenger compartment was remarkably intact. When you lose all keys, the procedure becomes more costly and requires more specialization.
These are still fairly expensive, and make this project out of reach for all but the most hardcore do-it-yourselfers.
There are many Priuses driving around with bad 12 volt batteries, but unknown to the owners! Going through the steps outlined on the factory scanner, you will eventually purchase a random number Seed from TIS which is used in generating Vehicle Identification values (VIDs) that will be used to pair the Smart Key fobs and your Prius’s smart key computer.
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But if you'd rather bounce off the frontend of an F-150 just leave you address and I will accomidate you. Those little things are way to small to do anything in but that's probably what YOU are used to. By the way if they know where I live then send them over,I've got plenty of land to get rid of the bodies in.
Considering you have NO IDEA what I look like and your abhorrent behavior thusfar ANY girl who unfortunately comes in contact with you will laugh at how pathetic you really are with or without your clothes on! I could go on but with such a infantile mind capable of such limited understanding you wouldn;t be capable of understanding anything beyoud your sippy cup.
It really doesn't matter what you drive, hitting a large obstacle at high speed causes the human body to decelerate in a way it simply cannot handle.
With today's lighter materials, computer fuel injection, higher octane and cleaner-burning gasoline, wouldn't the same designs get mileage in the 20+ range?
I rolled down my window and yelled to her, "Must be time to get new brakes, huh?" I hoped she learned a lesson.
When the car gets in a crash going 70, it looks like a crushed up Pepsi can (I didn't think they could go 70 if ya pushed it off a damn cliff! At least, for now they have the CHOICE, something the Statists in power now would just as soon eliminate. If you're living in a little village with almost no traffic and good weather conditions, they they'd be fine for putzing around town. Most shops can manage adding a brand-new key, and depending on your equipment, you may also be capable.
The CAN interface module can be left in place when using the scanner for earlier non-CAN Toyotas; however, it must be removed before using the scanner for generic OBDII or using the Honda card.
Once the key is registered, we check to make sure the key registration worked by turning off the smart key function and starting the car with each of keys in the key slot. If you reside in an EU member state besides UK, import VAT on this purchase is not recoverable. That's why bicycles and motor bikes are so big there- many people, many many many, simply don't have cars. So there's not the danger you'd have in America of smart cars getting hit by something like a pick up truck truck. They hate themselves as well as others, so obviously the thing to do is make self-loathing FASHIONABLE. But of course, the savings (in gas and emissions) would be negligible since you're driving it so little. Well, the replacement key costs about $200, then it must be programmed to work with your car, or more accurately your car must be programmed to work with it. For this first method, you’ll need one smart key that already works with the car and the replacement smart key.
We recommend registering two new smart keys to give yourself a little buffer in case you lose another key! With two brand-new keys, the procedure is pretty straight forward, but requires the Security Professionals level of subscription to Toyota Information System, their factory online website. The new smart key insert is blank, and needs to be cut to match the locks on the car either by VIN from the dealership or your local locksmith.
If you try to pair a used key with your Prius, the VID from the eBay Prius key will be different than your Prius’s and it will NOT WORK beyond the immobilizer function (plug into dash only).
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