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R-RATED AUBURN JOKE ARCHIVE ---> ENTER!DO NOT ENTER if you are easily offended.Mature audiences only.
It is the hope that one day; Auburn will win a national title without sharing it or being on probation. It is using Toilet Paper to celebrate a victory and wondering why the world treats Auburn like No. It is hearing Jim Fyffe say, "Auburn takes the lead over Appie State!" as if he's calling the national championship game. It's paying an ex player in dire financial straits from your rival school to make up stories about illegal payments against his own school. It is buying championship rings for an 4th ranked 11-0 team because you know that this the closest you will probably ever be to a national championship. Q: What do you have with 159 parents, 21 kids, and a couple of dozen farm animals in 1 room?
Q: If an Alabama grad and an Awbun grad were standing on top of a tall tower, how could you tell them apart? A: They keep getting their legs caught in the steering wheel while trying to use the dimmer switch. A: One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby. A: The 40-yr-old Bama grad thinks often of having children and the 40-yr-old Awbun grad thinks often about dating them, especially when they are family related.
Q: How about the new Awbun student driving to school and ran across a highway sign just out of town that said "Awbun left"?
Random Access Memory -- When you cain't member what you paid fer yer new rifle when yer wife asks you. Gene Stallings, Phil Fulmer, and Terry Bowden were walking down a country road together when they came upon this pig stuck in the fence by it's head. Two Bama players were jumping on a man-hole cover in downtown B'ham yelling "thirteen, thirteen". A couple (husband - Alabama alumnus, wife - Awbun alumnus) had recently been married, knowing of the differences in opinion they shared when it came to football. There was this Awbun man and his wife playing golf when the wife hit a bad hook off the tee and broke out this big picture window in this house.
Terry Bowden had his Awbun team out at the flag pole one day, with the hopes of getting another one.
An Awbun girl is completing registration when she is approached to enroll in a logic class. There was an Alabama student, a tennessee student, and an awbun student running from the police with bloodhounds. An Awbie was stranded alone on a desert island for 3 years when one day he spots a beautiful woman in a scuba diving wet suit wading out of the surf. These three executives would eat lunch on the top of the tallest building in Atlanta along with some of the other employees.
This ex-Awbun football player had been in school so long pursuing his degree that the faculty and alumni were beginning to be embarassed. These two Awbun students are at a game and at half time a dog runs onto the field, sits down, and proceeds to lick himself (as all dogs like to do).

During the latest beauty contest in Awbun, the contestants were so ugly nobody came in first, second, third, or fourth. A Bama guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and asks the bartender if he wants to hear an Awbun joke. During an oral exam on history, an Awbie professor asked each student to name the most mystifying invention of the 20th century. The contractor and the Bama Boys waited for the Awburn truck and around 9:00 pm the Awburn boys finally came spinning into the shop looking like they had just been to Hell and back. This Awbun guy is sitting in a bar late at night having a few bears, and after every beer, the bartender notices he looks in his pocket, grimaces and orders another. A ventriloquist who retired from show business decided to try rural life and was inspecting a farm that an Awbie had for sale.
Stopping by Priester's Pecans on the way to Birmingham, an Awbie asked "How much do you charge for pecans?" "All you can pick for $5," was the reply. There was this guy from Awbun grad named Jethro walking down the road one day till he noticed his friend across the road carrying a bag. An Awbun student proudly called his father from campus one evening to share some important news with him.
This Awbun grad finds a magic lamp and this genie comes out and says, "I'm a one wish genie". The reason that Awbies are so embarassed to be around Bama's elite fans: In the 70's, Alabama and Auburn were playing.
Three Awbun Grads who were supposed to be Wise Men in a Christmas pagent showed up dressed as firemen. 73% of the students at Oral Roberts said it concerned the joy and happiness of celebrating the birth of Jesus.
68% of the students at the University of Michigan said the true meaning had to do with giving. 61% of the students at Utah State University said it was a mixture of Christianism and commercialism.
92% of the students at Awbun said it meant they would be visited by somebody other than the NCAA.
An Awbun grad was walking down the street, when his old college buddy pulled up in a brand new Porsche.
This site is NOT an official website, nor affiliate, for any universities, colleges, professional sports organizations, corporate entities, or the NCAA. I hope If you have any extra tips and cheats you’d like to contribute to fellow game of war: shield unless you will be gone from the game a long time or heavy. Auburn went 1-7 in the SEC in 1998, fired their head coach half-way through the season, promise the job to their defensive coordinator, then hire the head coach of the only SEC team that they managed to beat, to be their new head coach, prompting their defensive coordinator to retire and later sue them for not making him coach, which he claims they promised him. For 4 of the last 5 years, at least one Auburn player or signee has been charged with at least one crime, ranging from simple assault to murder. After Tommy Tuberville tells all the prospects he contacted during the recruiting process this past season that Auburn would play FSU this fall, Auburn announces (after signing day) that they will BUY-OUT the game rather than play FSU.
Auburn has the same number of SEC titles as Georgia Tech, who hasn't been a member of the SEC in 40 years. When WR Robert Baker was arrested for selling and distributing cocaine in 1998, then coach Bowden immediately claimed Baker was a 'victim', and personally set up several visits with NFL scouts.
Big Momma's House --- Martin Lawrence stars as Chris Porter in this wacky tale of finding $50,000 to pay the rent on Momma's three-room house in Abbeville. The Grapes of Wrath -- Quintessential Auburn story of poor farmers who get their ass kicked wherever they go.
The Wizard of Oz --- Long before Eddie Murphy played all those roles in "The Klumps," Auburn ex-coach Terry Bowden was playing the entire population of Munchkinland -- including the Mayor and the President of the Lollipop Guild -- in this family favorite.

Star Wars -- Memorable characters abound Luke Tubwalker, trying to resist the dark side of evil Emperor Lowder.
Dumbo -- Coach Tommy Tuberville has his greatest role as the little elephant who learns to fly. What is the difference between a nun after Mass and an Awbun cheerleader getting out of the shower? What's the difference between a dead Aubie in the middle of the road and a dead Vandy Commodore in the middle of the road?
One prof came up with the "bright" idea to put the chump in Jordan-Hare stadium and ask him one question infront of the student body.
The foreman came running up in his white shirt and tie with his headpones on literally sreaming at the contractor.
Finally, his curiousity got the better of him, and the barkeep asks the Awbie what he's doing.
They were progressing well with the foundations until one of them said, "Why does the foreman sit under that tree all day in his suit reading the newspaper and never get dirty?" The other guy replied, "I don't know." So one of the Awbun grads climbed out of the hole and asked the foreman. But in this post i will explain The peace shield item will protect your city from attacks and scouts. In one year, 1992, Alabama was able to do 2 things that Auburn has not been able to do in 107 years. Also includes the song "If I Only Had a Brain," which finished second to "Old McDonald" in voting for the AU alma mater. Lorenzo Diamond play Mickey and Mallory as they go on a spree of gun-slinging violence that stretches from Chewacla State Park all the way to the Georgia line. A special favorite on the Bunker for true-to-life lines like "Make him squeal like a pig." Cast features numerous banjo-playing Bunker members. Not only does he work under his given name, TT also does all his own ear work in the movie. Each had twentyfive poles and a truck, so on the first day he said, "This will determine which school has the brightest and hardest working students. More comments on this movie later, since it is currently the topic of several doctoral dissertations in the AU English Department. Exciting action-adventure as TT tries to get across the Alabama state line before Bobby Lowder repossesses his vehicle. Pat Dye has a memorable role as the stern disciplinarian who wants to bring the pair to justice by suspending them for the first play of the Wyoming game.
7 of the 28 players of that class failed to qualify, and Willie Northern himself was cut from the team this year. Shaun Alexander and Chris Samuels as Imperial Storm Troopers who kick butt right on Tubwalker's home planet of Jordan-Haria. He goes back to the feed store and tells the proprietor that he bought defective chicks, and gets another set.
Peter said, "you'll enjoy it up here, we got Socrates, and others who are willing to share their ideas with you." St. This season Auburn has sold out just 1 home game, Ole Miss, because Ole Miss brought approximately 14,000 fans to watch the Rebels defeat their old coach.
Over the last 4 decades every Auburn football coach (except Tuberville), or AD, or BOTH, has had to appear before the NCAA Committee on Infractions for SERIOUS VIOLATIONS.
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